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cornelssen

Any cunny that passes out before anyone else at a party is drunk. Receives semen on his face before anyone goes to sleep. (See pansy ass fuck & suck).
My friend was drunk before we got to the party, what a cornelssen. Suck my dick
by Have you Eva Veen To HAVAII March 21, 2009
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ConeLife

A cone or multiple cones placed in the bed of a pickup truck. Started by a fraternity brother at the University of Florida as a "slippery when wet"or "wet floor" warning due to all of the women he fornicated with in the bed of his truck. It has become a universal sign of Blue collared people and straight men who have also fornicated in the beds of their pickups.Or just your average blue collar worker who needs cones.
across the country.
#conelife, reppin the cone life,
by Wrenchmcturner November 13, 2020
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cornelious rico's red eyed rascals

COUNTERPART TO BUCK BRONSONS BROWN EYED SLIDER

1. when you quickly shoot out a bunch of skiunny little guys out of your butthole and they are all floating around like chicken with their heads cut off and while you did so, water splashed all upon your ass.
2. in accompaniment to this, if you say a red eyed "bomb" this meand you kickstarted it with a fart.
3. also, when you say "with a cup of tea" thios means you peed after u lewt all the rascals out.
4. if it is a "no wiper" meaning it came out so fast that you only wipe 1-3 times, then you say it was "on a slippery slope"
5. when you are in a public restorrm and the floor has piss all over it and you dont line the seat or take your pants off and hang them on the hook this is called "living dangerously".
6. however when you do take your pants off, this is called, "doing the no pants dance"
7. lastly, when you and your poop buddy have to poop, you say "we have to have a meeting".
1. so, what was is, buck, nay, cornelious rico's red eyed rascals!
2. who did u have a meeting with? buck bronsons brown eyed bomb.
3. "buck bronsons brown eyed bomb with a cup of tea"
4. "buck bronsons brown eyed bomb with a cup of tea, on a slippery slope"
5. so how many lays of toilet paper did u put down? and was there piss on the floor?
ya, but i was living dangerously...
6. there was a shit load of piss on the floor, so i had to do the no pants dance.
7. ive been holding this thing in all day, we have to go have a meeting soon.
by The G0dfather November 6, 2007
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colonel saunders

a colonel saunders is when you're making out with a chick; and when you finally manage to slip a finger in her pussy, you then, with a suave look on your face, stick that finger into your mouth, suck it, and say "mmm; that's finger lickin' good!"; just like on the old KFC commercial.
i pulled a colonel saunders on betsy at the drive-in last night; she was so touched, that she gave me a dizzy gillespe!
by joe mid- bronx November 12, 2007
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connelling

Being unable to come to a decision on a purchase and constantly seeking advice from others to the extent of being extremely annoying. Then, going in the opposite direction of that advice.
Mark - "I'm thinking of getting a new iPod. I can't decide between the iPod Touch or the 80GB"
Friend - "You should get the touch"
Mark - "But what if I bump it at the gym while working out"
Friend - "Then get the 80GB"
Mark - "But I don't have that many songs to fill it up"
Friend - "I think you should still get the iPod Touch"
Mark - "I think I'll get the Zune"
Friend - "Ugh! Quit connelling!"
by Rochester June 19, 2008
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cornelled

to flick another mans dick and/or send a pic of your dick to another man
jack cornelled me the other day.
by noahman December 10, 2010
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Cornelius Crouch

Dance made world famous by the fabulous Sal H. consisting of monkey like movements. Dance is performed best while bowling.
Planet of Apes, Dr. Cornelius is the inspiration of the Cornelius Crouch...
by sonic711 October 9, 2008
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