Codekas

Codekas is a mythical Greek family nestled primarily in Southern California. It has been said that the mysterious comedy writer, Theo C. Spendekas, is a member, yet sources remain unclear. Codekases are known for their literary and alcoholic prowess and crude sense of humor. If you find one, it might just very well be the most memorable meeting of your life. Do not anger a Codekas, it can lead to a verbal destruction the like that would make the Lord of Hosts Himself weep on your behalf.

Yo Skylar, totes met this Codekas at the bar the other night. Totally tore Meagan a new one!

by TrustyTheo August 5, 2010

Code Whisperer

A code whisperer is a prodigal problem-solving programmer who spits out code... "Rain Man" style.

Javascript problem... where's the "Code Whisperer"?

by emman.com December 8, 2010

Area Code Hoe

A female who has screw'd everyone in her area code or surrounding area codes.

Bitch ain't nothing but an Area Code Hoe!!!!

by Noelle "The Red" September 23, 2010

code of the road

the rule that every driver on earth believes that anyone driving slower than they are is an idiot and those driving faster must be assholes.

Look at this idiot driving 50. Holy shit! Did you see that asshole?!?

by iwastoodrunk March 29, 2004

Spaghetti Code

Horrible, horrible, horrible code, but still (usually) fulfills it's intended purpose. The English equivalent would be "I is go store buy vodka drink drunk sergawsdawq zzzzzz uuuugh talk loud". It is completely screwed up in almost every way, but you still know it meant "I am going to the store. I will buy vodka. I will drink. I will get drunk. I will babble incessantly. I will pass out on the couch. I will wake up, go to work, and complain about my hangover."

Spaghetti Code:
2351 goto main_sub3;
2352 preventRaptor();

by iwtw10ot January 11, 2012

Code Oakley

While on post, you shat your pants and need a new pair and letting fellow crew members know by saying you need relief over the radio IMMEDIATLEY

"I need relief NOW I have crapped my drawers, CODE OAKLEY"

by Jeff Oakley March 7, 2008

code brain

A condition caused by excessive hours spent writing computer code, characterized by the inability to think of anything else than lines of code. Often times those lines are in random order and make little to no sense.

Mostly affects programmers and computer science students, and usually makes it close to impossible to fall asleep.

Man, we've been up for 48 hours trying to finish this assignment -- I've got code brain so bad that if I close my eyes lines of code scroll by.

by rustyg August 19, 2008