cleveland steamer

the act of taking a doo-doo on your partners chest either during sex(usually titty fucking) or after he/she has fallen asleep. You then proceed to roll around and flatten the doo-doo pie out like a steamroller. Usually after this you want to run away.

i was afraid of breaking up with Jen face to face, so i gave her a cleveland steamroller after she fell asleep and ditched.

by Nick Nicholson April 20, 2005

Cleveland head

Biting down during fellatio.

"Yeah, I bagged Machine Gun Kelly's Cleveland girl last night."
"How was it?"
"That bitch gave me Cleveland head. I almost had to go to the hospital!"
"Sucks, man."

by Heemsophilia August 25, 2011

Cleveland Steamer

(N)a.)The act of dropping stink nuggets on someones chest before during or after sex (can be used as a punishment, break up tactic or fetish act)
b.)a way of telling your kids that you hate them

My girl friend calls me the cleveland steamroller

by FIRSTCAVY January 19, 2004

The Cleveland Browns

Several large pieces of brown feces.

"Im going to lead the Cleveland Browns to the Super Bowl."

by DirtyMoney907 February 8, 2010

cleveland sauna

A cleveland sauna (much like the cleveland steamer) is a way to get revenge or end a relationship. The cleveland sauna involves shitting in a bed next to the victim. Then the covers are pulled over the person (and the shit). As you head towards the exit, you need to crank up the room temperature. This will give off the sauna effect when left a whole night.

Side note: The victim needs to be shitfaced in order to pull of the cleveland sauna.

Rodney was being an ass after the bar crawl last night, so I left him a cleveland sauna.

by The.McShnibbler October 5, 2017

Cleveland Scrape

when poop touches your scrotum while going number 2.

I leaned back too far while taking a shit it gave me a Cleveland Scrape and made me cringe.

by Graven Sevagorn August 24, 2010

cleveland brown

Similar to a dirty sanchez, only, after anal sex, you smear the poo under each eye,thus resembling a football player.

Last night I tackled my girlfriend below the 10 yard line, turned her tight end into a wide reciever and penalized her with a Cleveland Brown..
She promptly retaliated by sacking my quarterback (penis).

by Fulltime667 December 18, 2004