celver

The application of too much cleverness, with results that are actually entirely stupid.

Oh dear, this is a particularly celver piece of code.

by ashokak_ June 11, 2011

Cleveland Closet Monster

When you take/place a turd in a closet with the intention of someone else finding it.

David did you leave me a Cleveland Closet Monster again?!!!

by Amsygirl January 11, 2010

Cleveland Hot Air Balloon

(n) The act of, upon going ass to mouth, unknowingly receiving an enormous shart(a homogeneous fart-shit hybrid) into one's mouth with such power that it forcibly expands the lungs, filling them with a foul, toxic, and intensely unpleasant concoction. This leaves the victim gasping for fresh air while simultaneously expelling the hot shart from their mouth onto the ass of the shart donor, making them look as though they do not know how to properly wipe their own ass.

Jimmy gave me such a bad Cleveland Hot Air Balloon the other day that I ralphed it back into his asshole and called the police.

by UpperdeckerLeaver April 14, 2009

The Cleveland Show

The worst spin-off in the history of television.

I'll stick with Family Guy, thank you.

The Cleveland Show has gotta be the worst show I've ever seen.

by Germaine Williams November 26, 2009

Cleveland Steam Room

Much like the Cleveland Steamer, the Cleveland Steam Room is when a person deuces on another person's chest and instead or steamrolling it, pulls the blankets up and traps in the aroma.

The Cleveland Steam Room is a more intense version of the popular Dutch Oven.

Jacob gave his girlfriend a Cleveland Steamer, but then he pulled the blankets up and turned it into a Cleveland Steam Room.

by JsinUnited January 18, 2011

Cleveland cavaliers

Failure

Guy 1: hey, did you see that lebron is going to Miami to win a championship?

Guy 2: yes, lebron is smart. The Heat are no Cleveland Cavaliers

by Thesmartdecision July 15, 2010

Cleveland

A beautiful city in summer and a very cold place during winter. Known for its cultural diversity and Italian and Irish background. Consists of very famous towns on the outskirts of Cleveland ; Ex. Lakewood, Strongsville, Parma.

Cleveland is known for the Capital of Rock N' Roll.
I was born and raised in Cleveland and know for a fact that people from Cleveland of very into they're teams of Athletic events such as the Indians, Cavilers, And Browns.
The Mike Trivizano show is one of Americas famous radio talk shows and held in-from Cleveland.

Known for the Lake its held on, The Lake Erie.

The town forgoes very harsh winters consisting of up to feet of snow in mostly all winters.

Best city in Ohio. Unlike its shitty town to the south, Cincinnati<<< SHIT!
Thumbs up for CLEVELAND LOVE!

Cleveland is onee cold place bro!

by Jonathan D'auria March 28, 2011