Chud

Terminally online easily manipulated basement dwellers driven almost entirely by a sense of hatred and aggrievement while lacking the basic intelligence to entertain complex thoughts or nuance.

"The Chuds are obsessed over this TV series they say is woke garbage, they're ironically signal boosting every episode, making it more successful"

by Hoien Kyouma September 12, 2022

Chud

If pee is #1 and poop is #2, #3 is chud. Watery excrement. Sometimes accompanied by a fart.

Your chud smells so bad, dude!

by ChickenMilk101 November 2, 2023

Chud

The antithesis of a garloid. Someone who just doesn't understand the wonders of the world. After taking a hit of the garloid they may understand. Can also be used as a substitute for fuck.

"What the chud?"
"Get a load of this chud"
"You're being a real chud"

by DragonTail624 March 11, 2023

Chud

someone who is un athletic or stupid. usually aimed towards someone who has a beer belly.

That dude is a chud

by SQU1DW4RD June 4, 2018

chud

Computer Hardware Understanding Development

A long-forgotten set of Apple performance tools from the PowerPC era, used by old-school Mac nerds to squeeze every last cycle out of their hardware. If you know what CHUD is, you probably still have a G5 somewhere.

Bro, you’ve been CHUDing that Power Mac for hours. Just let it die.

by zvaignes March 15, 2025

Chud

Chud is a word people who dont touch grass use to call other people who dont touch grass while pretending they themselves do touch grass (they dont)

- Credit to u/CrispyArrows on Reddit

- Mike hasn’t been outside in like 3 weeks, he keeps posting random batshit insanities on 4Chan’s /b channel, what a chud

- Dude you do the exact same thing

by ThomSimoneau March 17, 2024

Snargle my Chud

The act of sucking one's dick at an accelerated side-to-side motion.

dude, he tried to snargle my chud! Dan is my witness.

by Chud-meister January 24, 2009