by ceepee33 May 16, 2015
Get the chuck bassmug. 1. "So I was just chatting to this guy online and he chucked the prawn in."
2. "Avoid that dating site, it's full of guys chucking the prawn in"
2. "Avoid that dating site, it's full of guys chucking the prawn in"
by The Cats Whiskers August 16, 2018
Get the Chucking the prawn inmug. One of the worst actors of all time. He thinks he's the greatest man to walk the earth since Jesus. He often tries to attempt martial arts, but most of the time he cannot accompish much of anything because he's wearing tight jeans, a flanel shirt, and a very large cowboy hat. He starred in the Tv series Walker: Texas Ranger, where he can be found in the same attire as stated above. In this series, which has gone down as one of the worst TV series ever, and is only loved by gopher eating hicks and gold prospectors, Chuck Norris fights "bad guys" by methods including: kicking, punching, slapping, and occasionally shooting with varius projectile weapons. So basically the show comes off as a weak attempt to be MacGyver, only with less resourceful inventions, and a little bit less mullet. Other than TV Chuck Norris has starred in horrible movies and made for TV movies (The Walker: Texas Ranger Movie). In these movies he does pretty much the same actions as he does in Walker: Texas Ranger, however the outfits may vary occasionally (may I emphasize the occasionally). So in all, Chuck Norris is one of the biggest failures America has ever seen. I will conclude with the tagline from his movie "Sidekicks": "A dreamer and a champion. An unbeatable team, until his hero stepped out of his fantasies to fight by his side." Sexual fantasies? Yes, I think so. Gross. Thank you.
Bad Guy: "What do you want Walker?"
Walker: "Fifty years of your life"
*Bad guy slowly pulls out gun, Walker quickly pulls out gun and shoots him*
Asian Man: "I like your Ranger Walker."
Walker: "Fifty years of your life"
*Bad guy slowly pulls out gun, Walker quickly pulls out gun and shoots him*
Asian Man: "I like your Ranger Walker."
by Ralph Wiggum March 16, 2005
Get the Chuck Norrismug. by nastynick69 October 31, 2009
Get the Dildo chucksmug. by McIrish April 27, 2006
Get the Chuck Norismug. Chuck Comeau is the drummer of the band, Simple Plan. He's hard working and dedicated to his band and is one of the main songwriters.
- "For everybody who hates our band, there's like 1000 kids who fucking love it. So, to me, that's a pretty good ratio. It's all good, it's all worth it."
- "We never asked everyone in the world to like our band. I think we make musiv for ourselves and the kids out there who enjoy it. The rest of the people don't have to come to out shows and don't have to fucking wear simple Plan shirts."
i rest my case. Chuck Comeau rocks.
- "We never asked everyone in the world to like our band. I think we make musiv for ourselves and the kids out there who enjoy it. The rest of the people don't have to come to out shows and don't have to fucking wear simple Plan shirts."
i rest my case. Chuck Comeau rocks.
by \\ Jane // April 18, 2006
Get the chuck comeaumug. 