Chronically Offline

A name given by chronically online people when someone is actually enjoying their lives outside of their devices. There is no such thing as "chronically offline." That's called life.

Person 1: Uhm, what's ratio?
Person 2: Lmao you're so chronically offline
Person 1: I'm not friends with you anymore.

by ancientfantasies May 28, 2023

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chronically online

if you use this phrase, you are (ironically) chronically online. means spending too much time on the internet in general

"i just had a full day of arguing in a furry's tiktok comment section about neopronoun discourse."
"bro, you are so chronically online."

by penisshakes April 16, 2023

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Chronic dissatisfaction

When one feels endlessly dissatisfied. Also could be known as “grass is greener syndrome”.

Yo, bitch ass Max has Chronic dissatisfaction - he left his girl and is moving to Europe again.

by Lilkris July 7, 2020

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Chronic Complainer

Someone that complains almost non-stop, Very annoying.

Did you hear how much of a Chronic Complainer maya is?

by Sigmicgalaxy February 14, 2019

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Chronic Flush

The act of taking a dumb, urinating, sneezing, coughing, and puking -- all simultaneously.

May also be caused by a chronic version of shit bricks; grade A of shit bricks.

Guy: dude the Devil's after me..
Friend: WTF bro?
Guy: no really!! I just had a chronic flush in the bathroom!!
Friend: you're dumb, and that's disgusting.

Dude: yoyoyo! I just had sex with Megan Fox!
Guy: stfu you lion pendejo.

*dude shows guy video*
Guy: I'm coulda shit bricks.
Dude: if your penis was mine, you coulda had a chronic flush.

by Barca,A February 1, 2010

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