Chris

creepy name for stalkers who stalk their mates gf/bf and ask retarded questions (where is your touch spot) and insist on constantly annoying the stalkee... they also like to partake in the activity of cumming in shoes

Geeze that guy is such a chris, he just asked me where my touch spot is.

yeah he also cums in shoes

by tomisastrawberry September 25, 2010

Chris

An idiot who waters trees

“Chris hemsworth is such an idiot”
“Why?”
“He waters the trees”

by Rocket hero spiral gaze June 3, 2020

Chris

A dumb ass nigga. Fuck boy. Commonly known for being dumb as fuck

He a Chris for real, don’t fuck with him.

by Sasha Terry August 9, 2019

Chris

Like Christmas but without the "tmas", but it still totally invokes the same feeling. Well, assuming you love Xmas.

I got a present- it must be Chris.

by KristenCallaway May 6, 2020

Chris

someone who hates the english

He's not being racist, he's just being a chris

by Neptor April 2, 2021

Chris

A awkward guy who doesn't talk much except about computers. He is a huge nerd hates chavs and pretends to be hard. But quite a nice guy on the whole

Person1:whose that guy who spends all his time in computing

Person2: oh, you mean Chris

by Angypangy October 31, 2017

chris

chris is very hot i love him so much he is very cute
he is a keeper

“STOP TALKING ABOUT CHRIS WHO EVEN IS HE??!?”
*GASP* “CHRIS IS TLOML WDYM 😞”

by idkihopemyhotbfseesthis December 7, 2021