chocolate man

A slightly racist term to describe a black male.

Someone stole your bike? What did he look like?
Well uh, he was a Chocolate Man.

by EternitySpent August 24, 2007

Chocolate Deposit

Pooping, or the act of depositing your pocket chocolate in the toilet.

"I'll be right back, I just gotta go make a quick chocolate deposit in the upstairs restroom."

by WORLDSTARRR October 05, 2013

chocolate chink

A Chinese person that tries to act black.

"Yao always tries to be a chocolate chink...."

by Diep January 19, 2008

Chocolate Chumming

Defecating while being towed behind a watercraft.

Jason laid a line of Chocolate Chumming in front of the dock where Peter was jumping his bike resulting in Peter getting pinkeye.

by mosport76 December 27, 2015

Orgasmic chocolate

The quick relase you need before you go to work

damn i had a boner but that orgasmic chocolate worked better then your mom

by Your moms anon December 21, 2008

chocolate wallet

"Chocolate wallet" is a colloquial term for the asshole. An ideal place to keep contraband and/or hidden treasure.

Eg. "Dude, where are we gonna hide this blow?" "Give it here, I'll put it in my chocolate wallet."

"Dude, where are we gonna hide this blow?" "Give it here, I'll put it in my chocolate wallet."

by YesYesYesYesNo December 04, 2014

chocolate amnesia

When a woman completely forgets what is going on around her because chocolate has taken her full and undivided attention off of everything else

One night I was talking to my best friend on skype when my boyfriend brought me chocolate in the driveway... and I experienced chocolate amnesia when I completely forgot I was still on skype with my friend.

by lilymewlis97 October 27, 2011