A Carson is a smexy adorable little baby. He is the cutest thing a person could ever have in their life. Breaking up with a Carson is like hitting your self with a metal baseball bat. Carson is a tiny little creature that can be a butthole some times but most of the time he is adorable. Carson is addicted to video games and will ditch you for it.
friend: Omg is that Carson?
you: He is my future husband
friend: No mine!!
you: Eat my ass, he's mine!
you: He is my future husband
friend: No mine!!
you: Eat my ass, he's mine!
by chikennoodlesoup February 29, 2020
Get the Carson mug.a penis sucking parasite that enjoys the idea of climbing up a mans urethra and then expanding its very sharp spines into its prey causing excruciating pain where it will then start to lick the inside of said preys penis until eventual removal of the parasite
"OMFG IVE GOT A BRAYDEN CHARMON-JOHNSTON!!!!!!! WAT DO I DO!!??!?!?"
"um... ive got a knife?"
"YEAH THATLL WORK!!!"
"um... ive got a knife?"
"YEAH THATLL WORK!!!"
by ROFLSHARK:) November 2, 2009
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by Haynie 7 February 21, 2011
Get the Carson Palmer mug.Someone who owns a fake ID. He likes to play roblox. And he lives up a hole. Your dad's hole. He identifies as a guy. He CAN be cute. BUT, He's a dick. Definition of dick : a happy person. :) He can be a pervert but it's funny. LOL
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Get the Carson Lueders mug.1. noun. when your doing a milf from behind and you 3-way conference call her kids and husband right when you bust a nut and yell "I'm fuckin your mom!!" give her the phone and leave.
also known as the Tallahassee Two Timer
also known as the Tallahassee Two Timer
by mattypants12 March 3, 2008
Get the Carson City Conference Call mug.A middle school in nowhere'sville, Virginia with 30% Asians, 30% Indians, 30% White People, 5% Wasians, and 5% Latinos, Black People & Other. With 4 minute passing periods and snobby, preppy white people (Girls wear floral and boys are skaters),wanna be gangsters (but dont get confused, there is no hood in herndon), and know- it all indians and asians. Assigned Seats at Lunch, teachers who stare you down in the hallways, its like almost every other middle school out there. FUBAR.
Person A: Dude, I cant wait to leave Rachel Carson Middle School
Person B: IKR, I'd much rather go to AISJ.
Person B: IKR, I'd much rather go to AISJ.
by PurplePeopleEaterbumbumbum February 18, 2011
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