1 definition by chikennoodlesoup

Carson

A Carson is a smexy adorable little baby. He is the cutest thing a person could ever have in their life. Breaking up with a Carson is like hitting your self with a metal baseball bat. Carson is a tiny little creature that can be a butthole some times but most of the time he is adorable. Carson is addicted to video games and will ditch you for it.

friend: Omg is that Carson?
you: He is my future husband
friend: No mine!!
you: Eat my ass, he's mine!

by chikennoodlesoup March 1, 2020