Nutty Chapstick

When you wipe some sweat off of your nut sack with two fingers and then wipe the sweat onto the victims chapped lips.

"My nuts are sweaty and itchy. I think I'm going to catch Jennifer by surprise with a nutty chapstick"

by GrizzlyBear211 July 10, 2014

Susie Chapstick

A crap that remains partially lodged in the asshole and requires copious amounts of toilet paper to wipe off. It's so named because the mechanics of the said crap are very similar to a container of chapstick as it gradually rises out of the tube and is very slowly wiped off. A Susie Chapstick usually involves a fecal consistency that is very pasty or putty-like (see definition for "chad"), and often occurs when the individual is semi-constipated, thus lacking the GI motility to pass that offending last piece of shit completely through the anus. Ironically, Susie Chapsticks have a high affinity for occurring in public restrooms with limited or low-grade toilet paper, and no plunger anywhere in sight. To add insult to injury, the person having such a crap is also normally late for something important, like a hot date or job interview.

Wow...Wally has sure been in there a long time. I keep hearing the toilet flush and thought I also heard plunging. He must be having some hellacious Susie Chapstick craps after going on those pain pills.

by gothictom January 25, 2011

chautch

when duschebag just is'nt enough.

radio personal are pretty much all a bunch of chautches.

by Bigname littlejohnson April 24, 2009

Chaptico

1. An Eastern Native American word meaning "big and deep", which they named a bay after. These partcular Native Americans were stupid, because Chaptico Bay is obviously small and shallow, as anyone would say who's seen it.

2. The name of a town in Southern Maryland that is isolated and kind of a hidden place you're unlikely to stumble across unless seeking a hunting or fishing trip. Characterized by two types of people: the emo ones that want to hide from the world and be with nature...and the rednecks who invite everyone to a party at their house, ruining the silence of life.

1. Person 1: Hey let's go back to the Chaptico Bay to jetski! I hear it's big and deep.

Person 2: FALSE they lie. You'll hit a sandbar and fly off.

2. Person 1: Wow Chaptico is so nice, and there's no traffic or teenagers on skateboards, or black people yelling, or--
Person 2: HEY EVERYONE LETS HAVE A CHAPTICO PARTY WOOOOOO!
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by MacaroniMan October 14, 2011

Chattanooga Chapstick

An underhanded prank, this is the act of secretly inserting someone's chapstick into your rectum, moving it in and out to the beat of a train song, and returning it to their possession without informing them of the despicable act.

Pardon me Bob, but that's a Chattanooga Chapstick you're applying.

by yottabad July 11, 2011

chapta

Somebody or something that looks really bad. Like a loud shirt or messed up hair. To Up.

Look at her shoes, she is through.She chapta!!!

by Mi-Mi December 1, 2004

caputs

Is a word that a Yanky's use meaning 'Fucked Up'

Damn that Is Microwave Smells. Is it Caputs?

by Flyaway531 December 11, 2007