Ceiling Fan

An act where a boy named Liam ties himself onto the ceiling fan because of his fake depression, and then his brother connor records him for his porn channel while wanking off to it, he then puts his miniscile dick into a pencil sharpener and sharpens it and cuts his lifeless brother down. Then he calls his family up and they fuck and do a human centipede slay 💀

Mum! Liams hanging on the ceiling fan again can i cut him down with my sharpened cock?

by annexoxosmith February 19, 2024

Paper Ceiling

Limitations one faces without a bachelors degree.
no alumni network, etc; the paper ceiling is required for a functional society and pathways to attain the necessary document(s) are essential for evolution.
@easybib @historychannel @LinkedIn
#adonhistorychannel

Henry Alfred Steinway must acknowledged Henry Alfred Steinway’s’ paper ceiling; Kendall Jenner needs to accept Kendall Jenner’s’ paper ceiling.

by ITheyThem November 13, 2022

Ceiling spaghetti

When a individual discharges, a loaded firearm in their mouth, while sitting upright causing brain matter and blood to be on the ceiling. This is referred to as ceiling spaghetti.

You hear about john?

No what happened?

Oh boy, he suck started a 12 gauge and made some ceiling spaghetti after his lady left him.

by Sewer slide February 13, 2024

lift the ceiling

Much, much cooler than Raising the Roof, mostly because Pat Sajak said it.

"We're bringing' da Wheel to your city, and we're going to lift the ceiling on that MoFo!" --Pat Sajak

by Dr. Zoid A. Johnberg February 27, 2020

Alaskan ceiling fan

When an Alaskan man with a stereotypical large penis whips his penis around in a clockwise rotation simulating a fan.

Hey babe Is it cool is I Alaskan ceiling fan in front of your sister.

by Tutibenzo September 16, 2021

ceiling jellyfish

any reflection of the sun off an irregularly shaped object that creates a jellyfish-like image on the ceiling

"Dude, what's that funky thing on your celing?"

"Which thing?"

"That's funny it moves when you move."

"Really?"

"Yeah ... it must be a ceiling jellyfish coming from your bald head."

"... hmph ... "

by Rossisaurus February 6, 2010

Ink ceiling

The career and relationship limitations you create for yourself by getting difficult to conceal tattoos

I got fired from Walmart because my manager saw my racist tattoos, if I’m not employed I break my parole, frickin’ ink ceiling

by Baldy Solo January 30, 2022