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Cesar

Cesar is the type of guy to get bit in a zombie movie, but tries to hide it from the rest of the group. Oh and he has a very small dick too.
Hey dude why don’t you wanna suck my chest hair?

You’re too much of a Cesar to deserve it.
by The broom that goes boom February 9, 2020
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Caesar Pleaser

A Caesar Pleaser is when you are having intercourse with a women while holding a bowl of plain lettuce. When the man is about to cum he pulls out and finishes in the bowl of lettuce. The man then shoves the bowl of lettuce in the face of the women and yells, "JULIUS CAESAR!"
"Hey Katie, do you want a Caesar Pleaser?" "Sure Elvis, ill bring the lettuce."
by The Ranch Stacker November 1, 2011
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Cesar

Cesar has a big dick most likely Asian or mexican he will change your life with his dikk game it’s strong a Cesar is either bangs 14 or crip thats what I’ve seen a person with the name of Cesar comes off as a pLayer but they really aren’t if u get to know them they probably have a soft spot for you oh and yea big dikk + great personality + loyalty = the best ngl
by Selenasexy December 1, 2019
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ceasaré

A bad ass mutha fucka that don’t take no shit from tide pod eating, no pussy getting, no tattoo having ass, little snicker dick punk shitting in his pants, douche bag bitch that can’t find a set a balls to attach to his vagina and pretend to be a man.
by SnowSk8yeti January 25, 2018
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Cesar Thought

A random, menacing, and fiendlike thought that may cause harm onto oneself or others.
Guy 1: Wow, what a nice walk in the park.
Guy 2: What if we blew up the moon right now?
Guy 1: Wow, that was a huge Cesar Thought.
by Grape_Frute May 6, 2020
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cesarguerra-solano

Cesar a babe. Cesarguerra-Solano = a babe
by Beeeeeeeepppppp June 7, 2020
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Caesar Salad Syndrome

Caesar Salad Syndrome (CSS) is a minimally pernicious set of symptoms, usually presenting as a very involved and helpful person. Often associated with the phrase, "It takes a village", persons with CSS feel concerned with and achieve satisfaction from helping others. Effected persons often have an idiosyncratic craving for Caesar Salad.
If I could shake this Caesar Salad Syndrome, I could take care of my own needs. I have bills to pay!
by ElCommissioner August 17, 2020
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