Calvin Cocksucker

Skinny prick that admits maplestory is his life. Cry's over a girl when rejected which is very often. Stalks the girls who he likes. Gets very mad when called "kid" also has trouble masturbating due to small penis, he is a very confident young man thinking he's cute when he's nothing close to it. He always gets bullied at school and takes it out on kids on maplestory but always ends up embarrassing himself.

Omg that kid is so ugly and thinks he's so cool he must a Calvin Cocksucker opps I meant faggot :3.

by DaJayMan August 17, 2011

calvinday

To pretend to work by being on the telephone or typing on the computer.While manual labor is being performed to shy away and say there are important reports to be done.

"Hey Martin, it's another Calvinday, instead of breaking a sweat Calvin just screws around on the computer."

by Houligan November 10, 2006

Cainan

A man who has the dream of doing something as soon as he experiences it for the first time.

Cainan flew for the first time, thus wanting to become a pilot.

by mekau June 4, 2011

Jafa-Caking

When you get your partner to eat all the choclate and sponge off of a jafacake and leave the orange jelly circle..you then get 2 of these orange jelly circles and place them on the breasts of a women..you then eat them off...or if your some crazy mo fuka you can do this by yourslef if you are female..

Hayley: Jafa-Cake me...dont leave any orange jelly there though.

Louis: yup..this'll be fun...
............................

Louis: wtf...they're stuck

HALF AN HOUR L8ER...

Louis:*slurp* All done...never thought Jafa-Caking could be soo much fun :).

by Louis&Hayley :) February 15, 2009

vagina cabinet

Sarah Palin, a hot dumb bitch who is in politics

Sarah Palin is a vagina cabinet

by jerryhouse August 1, 2009

English Medicine Cabinet

1. N.- A medicine cabinet which is located or originates from England.

2. V.- When a man successfully attempts to insert both of his testicles in the anus of a man or woman. Variations, see:English Pharmacy

1. That's a stunning English medicine cabinet!

2. Then the bastard tried to pull an English medicine cabinet on me!

by Bexxx May 1, 2004

cabin fever

According the movie, "The Shining",
Stuart Ullman calls cabin fever "a kind of claustrophobic reaction which can occur when people are shut in together over long periods of time."

But at some point during the winter, he must have suffered some kind of a complete mental breakdown. He ran amuck, and uh, killed his family with an axe. Stacked 'em neatly in one of the rooms of the West Wing, and uh, then he, uh, he put, uh, both barrels of a shotgun in his mouth. Police, uh, they thought that was what the old-timers used to call cabin fever.

by Diva Pup January 20, 2006