carman coaster

freshman at Columbia University who, on many weekends, passes out in and rides the elevator up and down as it "coasts" through the floors of carman hall.

"hey man, didja see that girl passed out in her own vomit?"

"ya, a total carman coaster."

by carman8 November 4, 2009

catrandy

catrandy is a guy that thinks he's a cat. he tends to meow all the time and doesnt clean his litter box. he likes drinking "milk." he has dark hair and cat eyes(yellow).

i was at the pet shop and i saw a cat and it reminded me of catrandy.

by georgia o'qeef November 8, 2010

Catan

A rash on a board gamers butt that just won’t go away

The catan that settled on his buttocks was very difficult for the doctor to cure.

by Neural observer January 17, 2021

Catana

A Japanese sword that is commonly mispronounced by ignorant Americans. They put emphasis on the middle 'a' instead of the last 'a'. The mispronunciation itself can piss off actual Japanese speaking people including me.

Ninja in training 1: I just got a new Catana(Cuh-toh-nuh) blade.
Ninja in training 2: Ass. Any actual Japanese speaking person knows that its pronounced Catana(Cuh-tuh-na). You just pissed me off because of your mispronunciation.

by Naramiko Hashimoto November 24, 2011

catwank

The speed at which one can open a bottle

"What's your catwank?"

by You sunk my battle ship January 8, 2004

Eric Cartman

A funny, narcissistic character in South Park who want his enemies to suffer. Eric Cartman is also described as fat (he calls himself big boned but he's not). His parents are a slut and he has a cat he hates.

Eric Cartman is really fat. He needs to go on a diet.

by Haha, get up and face it. March 10, 2018

catania

something that is loose and floppy

After years of prostitution the woman became catania.

by Shed some Light December 24, 2010