"Yo I'm Trashed on Carrot Juice, Bra."
"Dude, It's tuesday? Fuck this lets get some Carrot Juice"
" Whats in the bottle?
- Carrot Juice"
"Dude, It's tuesday? Fuck this lets get some Carrot Juice"
" Whats in the bottle?
- Carrot Juice"
by YUS October 3, 2012

by drmaurice May 1, 2022

Wife: Honey, do we have any carrots?
Husband: Yes, I think there is one left in the fridge.
Wife: I can't find it.
Husband: Oh, we must be out, then.
Wife: Sounds like you have a bad case of phantom carrot.
Husband: Yes, I think there is one left in the fridge.
Wife: I can't find it.
Husband: Oh, we must be out, then.
Wife: Sounds like you have a bad case of phantom carrot.
by vennic18 January 6, 2012

by Carrot Nigger March 12, 2017

by betsyrees910 May 8, 2008

A girl who's hot so everyone tells them they're interesting and special.
Then after they're looks fade they realize they're about as interesting as a wet carrot.
Then after they're looks fade they realize they're about as interesting as a wet carrot.
by wass clayton October 11, 2008

by badman2008 March 5, 2008
