carol decided to make some lasagna for me, i feel like she's tryna win me over, that the 30th time this week that she's made me something, my fridge is FULL.
by weavercep November 20, 2020
My fucking grandmother. She thinks she is always right because she has lived the longest. She tries to pick fights constantly and calls u fat because she would rather have a granddaughter that is a size 00 than who I am. She has a big mouth and says whatever she wants and doesn’t assume any consequences. Carol is the type of person u would start to fight wuth on the street. She would probably start with politics and say she’s right. When ur sleeping and she’s drunk, she decides it best if u make the most fuckinh noise possible and keep doing it to them pick a another fight with u just to prove she’s right when she isn’t. Then u tell her she isn’t and she says neither are u, nIGGA I KNOW CAROL UR SO FUCKING IRRELEVANT
*i write these when I’m angry at people*
Carol- bangs pull bottles around slams doors and yells at u to get up
Me- I’m sleeping
carol- no ur not!!
Carol- bangs pull bottles around slams doors and yells at u to get up
Me- I’m sleeping
carol- no ur not!!
by Ur dad. April 19, 2019
by Factspeakeeeeee February 9, 2022
by noober69 May 18, 2023
Caroled: To Carole somebody
Definition
1) To slather a human being in sardine oil, in order to entice tigers to eat a corpse.
2) To hire your first husband to adopt a new identity with the intention of entrapping your arch enemy in a murder for hire plot.
Definition
1) To slather a human being in sardine oil, in order to entice tigers to eat a corpse.
2) To hire your first husband to adopt a new identity with the intention of entrapping your arch enemy in a murder for hire plot.
Joe Exotic shouldn't be in jail, he got Caroled.
If you want to get rid of your husband you could always take him to the zoo and Carole him.
If you want to get rid of your husband you could always take him to the zoo and Carole him.
by uncommonrider77 April 5, 2020
The hooker you meet at your local patty's diner, who is courteous enough to give you a small fry with a 10 cent BJ.
Bob: "I went to patty's the other day"
Joe: "Oh, did you meet courtesy carol?"
Bob: "Dat bia who butters you up wit a small fry and a 10 cent BJ?"
Joe: "YEAAAAH BOOOOOY!"
Joe: "Oh, did you meet courtesy carol?"
Bob: "Dat bia who butters you up wit a small fry and a 10 cent BJ?"
Joe: "YEAAAAH BOOOOOY!"
by kacissA July 17, 2008
by T4ace February 11, 2021