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Capitalist

"Yes I am a capitalist, hey don't call 911, I cant afford an ambulance!"
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Capitostatism

Capitostatism is a political structure that meets the following requirements: the government has been turned into a joint stock sovereign company, everyone in the country is a shareholder to some minimum degree, and most wealth is held in these tradeable stateshares.

Under such a system, there is no successful conflict of interest. Mutual interest between everyone in the country becomes the monopoly on economy because everyone wants the market value of the stateshare to go up more than everyone wants anything else. Shareholders are entitled to service dividends from the state based on how many stateshares they own. Such services might be voting rights, property rights, entrance into the country, roads, military protection, police protection, courts, etc. The goal of this system is for services to improve relative to their cost since their improvement will cause the stateshare to increase in market value, which will cause everyone in the country to become wealthier.
After America's transition to capitostatism, every American became a millionaire.
by EternalPropagation June 10, 2019
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Capitalism

A country where it’s government doesn’t care about its people and only care about taking their money and leaving them broke which they don’t care and don’t do anything about it.
The United States uses a capitalism government
by Adolf Mussolini August 10, 2020
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Capitalism

Sure, capitalism works. Only when they want it to.
by anonymous February 13, 2021
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Anarcho-Capitalism

Being an assfuck to shitty management and getting fired because you know the business wasn't worth your time in the first place, or being a diehard for a good business because we all know how rare a decent workplace is.
Anarcho-Capitalism: Ancap is 'murican as fuck!!
by Naukloster July 5, 2018
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capitalism

1. The economic system of 99% of the world.

2. The reason you can drive Porsches and Lamborghinis instead of rusty pieces of shit.

3. The only way to be truly individualistic without having to worry about having your organs being cooked on a frying pan tomorrow or the government breaking down your doors and killing your entire family.

4. The only economic system where you have an opportunity to be wealthy instead of shit poor like the rest of your neighbors.

5. The only economic system where society, technology, and the ingenuity advances as a whole.
Socialists like to believe that everyone will do their civic duty and contribute to society, and the people who do not will be punished by people as a whole. But what they don't understand is that humanity will always be greedy, and while they will for a time happily work themselves to death for "society," they will eventually disregard their duties and not work unless compensation is involved.

Communists like to believe that with the trusty government watching their back, nothing will happen to them. But what they don't realize is that one word to come out at the wrong place at the wrong time will get them in prison and beaten and whipped.

Anarchists like to believe that with no government watching their backs, everybody will do the right thing. But what they don't understand is that humanity is a violent species (like all animals) and without a set of governing laws or any set jobs, then we will revert to our prehistoric state and every idea humanity has ever thought of will just be thrown out the window.

Every single economic/governing system mentioned here is a leech of capitalism.
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crapitolism

A way of life where consumerism consumes your entire person.
crapitolism is the foundation of our modern society
by jesse September 5, 2003
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