a Calvin

To be so sad that you go home drunk and alone, cry and masturbate using your own tears as lubrication.

Jon:Dude got dumped on Valentine's Day.
Ace: He's going home to pull a Calvin.

by Varnell August 7, 2006

calling rita

after a night of partying, drinking, or using cocaine you may have diarrhea. the act of having or anticipating diarrhea.

"oh shit i gotta use the bathroom rita's calling"

"i'm sorry i can't come over there, right now i'm calling rita"

by mil-town crown January 9, 2009

Caline-maddened

Forcible fart which causes asshole protrusion; An overall terrible Vagina smell; The noise that is made when asians have anal intercourse

1. Damn bro i just blasted in my pants so hard i think i just Caline-maddened myself

2. God what is that terrible noise and smell? Its almost like there was a group of asians getting caline-maddened

by Mr.Stinkfinger March 20, 2011

Calvin

Someone who gets a hard-on when a woman that is about 200 years older than him touches his dick

A- Did you see what happend ?

B-"Yes that guy pulled a calvin with that old lady"

by Smartguy69666 September 12, 2016

calling it

Medical Staff term to state that an individual has passed away. Background not known (by me anyway).

"I'm callin' it, its 1900."
"Alright, get the stiff i-deed, and tagged."

by Raney November 20, 2004

Calling the cattle

To vomit while drunk in a loud and glorious manner.

"Hey, where's Tom?"
"He's calling the cattle"
"Huh. Yeah. He looked pretty wasted."

by Frankie Pistlekahk September 18, 2007

Calvin

Calvin is a mysterious non vanilla man from upsate NY. He has a darkness in his soul that he shares with so few. The look in his eyes, and the sound of his voice will captivate most women. You can immediately sense his sexuality when he enters a room. Calvin is the type of man that everyone woman will breathe in her dreams and her lustful fantasies will take hold of her soul. The desire will be overwheling , she awaken with wet panties and a throbbing clit. Wanting Calvin. If you are one of the few to become Calvinized you will never want vanilla again. Calvin will take your mind and body to places that good girls blush about. He will use his hands and tongue in places thst will leave you begging for more.

He blindfolded me and began whispering all the erotic things his mouth was going to do to my body, I had dreamed about this moment for all my life. When his lips brushed across my ass, I knew I was being Calvinized. I would never be the same vanilla girl.

by Olivia Andersen May 24, 2018