Calvin Cycle

Contrary to popular belief, the Calvin Cycle does not refer to the process of photosynthesis in plants. It refers to the online Internetainer Leafyishere. Similar to the Keemstar Cycle, the cycle follows as such:

1. Bullying

2. YouTube Drama
3. Shitty Behavior Backfires
4. Plays Victim

The Calvin Cycle is almost certain to coincide with the Keemstar Cycle.

"Did you see how Leafy pulled a typical Calvin cycle last week."

"One week the Keemstar Cycle, followed suite by the Calvin Cycle. When will this madness end."

Calvin Cycle by jranthony98 October 18, 2016

calvin locke 

A bloody badass with an astounding body and no care for his own safety. 90% muscle and the rest of him is balls and dick. He once tripped and cracked the sidewalk he fell on. Chuck Norris looks for him in the closet at night. Trump wakes in the night screaming his name. His baldness is legendary.

Who is your God, mines Calvin Locke. *Eagle noises*

calvin locke by Marty Gra January 18, 2017

Calvin Klein 

When you're not quite Gucci, but you're getting there.

Boss: we gucci?
Me: we're calvin klein

Calvin Klein by KarGuy November 12, 2020

calvin syndrome 

Male equivalent of a woman's "pre-menstrual syndrome"; marked by excessive mood swings, increased sensitivity, and random fits of anger.

1. That man has been crying for an hour; he must be suffering from calvin syndrome.

calvin syndrome by paperclip09 April 11, 2008

calvin wing

Hmm where to begin....
1.Wanna-be, poser, thinks he's hot. fuck-upI would call him gay but that's an insult to homosexuals.
2.OMG how can you be so stupid?!I DON'T LIKE YOU ANYMORE!!!I HAVE NO ATTRACTION TO YOUR FAT ASS WHAT SO EVER IF YOU WANT SOME THAT BAD JUST FUCK YOURSELF CUZ NO ONE ELSE WANTS TO!!!!!YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS, THEY ALL LAUGH AT YOU!!!!
3.Someone who thinks he's really hot and really popular when he really isn't.

1.Himself
2."You like m again don't you?!"
Me: "HELL NO!!You fucking fag!!"
3.Person 0:"OMG calvin is SOOO hot!!!"
Person 1:"Seriously?You think so?Ew!"
Person 2:*laughs hysterically*
Person 3:"He's like, really mean to everyone.Don't go there, I did."
Person 4:*throws up*
Person 5:*slaps person 0*"What are you on?!"

calvin wing by i'mpunkfuckyou February 21, 2005

calvin coolidge 

Calvin Coolidge is a term used to define anybody that looks like, acts like, or is an actual pedophile. You can also use other terms to refer to a Calvin Coolidge, such as Coolidge, CC (Dub-C), Calvidge, Candy Man, Mr. Coolidge or the word Pedophile itself. Calvin Coolidge's favorite place to take underage children is to the candy store.

This word also relates with the term dippin.

Mike: "Hey, look! It's Calvin Coolidge and his 16 year old girlfriend!"
Coolidge: "I haven't done anything with her!"
Mike: "Yeah right, I just saw you two dippin' at the candy store!"

calvin coolidge by misterhartnell April 18, 2008

Calvin Chen 

The meanest person you'll ever meet. You always have to buy his lunch and he never pays you back. He will abuse your girlfriend for no reason. He wants you to split up with your girlfriend so he can have you back as a best friend cause he thinks she is a bitch.

Aww fuck Your such a Calvin Chen

Calvin Chen by Nikky Da Luck October 19, 2010