If you disobey, MMMMMMM!!!!!! she will devour your soul! the dark lord herself! execution!!!!!!!!(she also enjoys stabbing people with highliters.
"No please! Lord Calvin, Have Mercy!"
Calvin: "Oh, you didnt turn in your math homework little boy! NO Mercy!"
Calvin: "Oh, you didnt turn in your math homework little boy! NO Mercy!"
by insidecheesegrater June 11, 2018
Calvin is a god with unprecedented intelligence. in ancient text it is regarded that the core of the Earth is actually his massive brain. He looks like the embodiment of beauty and harbors the ability to court even the most stubborn and tough women. His ability to boink women is insane as is the size of his adjustable log made fit any women’s need;).
The archeologists discovered one of many depictions of Calvin in a boinking party, of course as the only male.
by Totally-Not-Calvin November 25, 2021
A fatass with a tiny dick, is a jackass to everyone...especially his best friend ..has the biggest ego out of everyone
Calvin is a fatass
by Yettusthwfeetus September 21, 2019
The drop dead most sexy man in the whole world. Grow women leave their spouses for a lick of the hair of a Calvin. Calvin will pipe you up like a vanilla twinkie. His dick is seen as seen as the dick of Priapus, the god of fertility, his dick is so enormous it can kill people with one slap.
by BobywasabiLUV@yourmom.com October 31, 2022
Hey Calvin you're so bad
by UpcomerBunny May 30, 2021
by cheesy ducklings May 16, 2023