by BloodHartAxe March 29, 2021
The face you make when something is unexpectedly shoved up your rectum and is extremely disliked.
Can be metaphorical as well.
Can be metaphorical as well.
Face Cabbage - the face you make when something is unexpectedly shoved up your rectum and is extremely disliked.
"Ewww Paul fingered my asshole last night"
"Oh no did he see your face cabbage? SHHHIIT"
"Ewww Paul fingered my asshole last night"
"Oh no did he see your face cabbage? SHHHIIT"
by SexyFaceCabbage April 11, 2017
Tradition stemming from the the early 1400's; origin unknown. The tradition continues today in Scotland, England, Africa, Australia, New Zealand and some remote parts of Canada. It is meant to represent absent loved ones and is displayed proudly, usually in a unique or special vessel.
The colour and variety of cabbage used varies from region to region, however, red cabbage seems to be the favourite.
The colour and variety of cabbage used varies from region to region, however, red cabbage seems to be the favourite.
What a beautiful Christmas Cabbage, Dawn would be so touched!
The Christmas Cabbage makes it just like grandpa was still with us.
The Christmas Cabbage makes it just like grandpa was still with us.
by Dale Lewis December 18, 2010
by Marine purple August 06, 2016
"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned."
"Unburden yourself my child."
"I ate Vanessas' smurf cabbage, and I am ashamed."
"Unburden yourself my child."
"I ate Vanessas' smurf cabbage, and I am ashamed."
by Shabanga95 February 14, 2019
by Venusbilly January 28, 2014
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