face cabbage

The face you make when something is unexpectedly shoved up your rectum and is extremely disliked.

Can be metaphorical as well.
Face Cabbage - the face you make when something is unexpectedly shoved up your rectum and is extremely disliked.

"Ewww Paul fingered my asshole last night"

"Oh no did he see your face cabbage? SHHHIIT"
by SexyFaceCabbage April 11, 2017
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Christmas Cabbage

Tradition stemming from the the early 1400's; origin unknown. The tradition continues today in Scotland, England, Africa, Australia, New Zealand and some remote parts of Canada. It is meant to represent absent loved ones and is displayed proudly, usually in a unique or special vessel.
The colour and variety of cabbage used varies from region to region, however, red cabbage seems to be the favourite.
What a beautiful Christmas Cabbage, Dawn would be so touched!

The Christmas Cabbage makes it just like grandpa was still with us.
by Dale Lewis December 18, 2010
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Cabbage dick

When a man hasn't cleaned his dick in a while and it smells stank
Did you hear John has a cabbage dick?
Yeah he really needs to clean his dick.
by Marine purple August 06, 2016
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Smurf Cabbage

A sexual act consisting of consuming a shredded cabbage garnish laid upon a blue waffle.
"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned."
"Unburden yourself my child."
"I ate Vanessas' smurf cabbage, and I am ashamed."
by Shabanga95 February 14, 2019
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cabbage vag

A repulsively filthy and stanky vagina.
Floria needs to give that cabbage vag a good scrubbing.
by Venusbilly January 28, 2014
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Cabbage factory

A descriptive word of a right sassy northern
by Gazzer678 April 16, 2020
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