bathtub crank 

A street term for poor quality methamphetamine; methamphetamine produced in a bathtub.

Bathtub crank is commonly made in a bathtub.

bathtub crank by moogirlos December 12, 2015

Jenny Crank 

Using drugs such as cocaine, meth, or other speedy things to lose weight.

"Wow! You look great!" skinny bitch
"Yes! Pin-thin! How did you do it?" fat bitch
"I owe it all to Jenny Crank!" super skinny bitch
"Oh girl get me some!" fat bitch

Jenny Crank by E.R.X.R September 12, 2005

crank dat stevie wonder

when a man ejaculates into his hands and spreads the goods onto the eye lashes of his lucious lady friend while she is sleeping, this will prevent her from opening her eyes the fallowing morning after waking up, leaving her blind like the infamous stevie wonder.

"last night, i crank dat stevie wonder on tyquesha, she coudn't see for days"

crank dat stevie wonder by Melissa Mayse April 13, 2008

CrankyWagon 

CrankyWagon is a term in which refers to a time when any Canadian with the first name "Grace" rides in a wagon with the internet meme "grumpy cat"

"Hey look bro!! It's the CrankyWagon!! Lets throw maple syrup at it!!"

"Should you ever witness such a CrankyWagon, please, do shout out KRANKENWAGEN at your loudest and throw maple syrup."

CrankyWagon by AtomicGrace September 2, 2013

crankypated 

(adj)

To be cranky and constipated.

Person 1: "Sorry about that, I'm just feeling crankypated today.."

Person 2: "Today? You're always full of shit!"

crankypated by KungFuLambda January 6, 2022

crank n clean 

Crank n clean is the act of jacking off into your hand and mixing it with hand soap and using it as shampoo when shampoo is not available. Cheap efficient and it works!

Rory: I am out shampoo

Chris: Crank n clean it!!

Rory: Great idea!!!

*15 minute later*

Rory: That felt incredible and look at the natural shine in my hair!!

crank n clean by Itsruaridh December 2, 2015

crank the yank

Another way of saying jerking off masturbating

Cole was in the bathroom cranking the yank. Crank the yank jacking off

crank the yank by Wile-e coyote January 9, 2017