An unkept, greasy set of facial hair brought on by isolation during the self quarantine phase of the COVID-19 pandemic.
by DRJAY April 23, 2020
Much like the Freshman 15 when a student starts college he gains 15 pounds, the Covid 15 is when people start to gain weight due to inactivity during the Coronavirus pandemic.
by newyy1 June 08, 2020
Covid Spelunker
A male that has been cooped up too long during his Covid-19 lockdown and begins exploring for new holes and openings in which he may insert his already worn genitalia to get off and pass the time.
The lockdown was so long I became a covid spelunker. I was fucking any hole I could explore. I took a door handle off, I found a pipe in the garage, a milk jug. I was desperate.
A male that has been cooped up too long during his Covid-19 lockdown and begins exploring for new holes and openings in which he may insert his already worn genitalia to get off and pass the time.
The lockdown was so long I became a covid spelunker. I was fucking any hole I could explore. I took a door handle off, I found a pipe in the garage, a milk jug. I was desperate.
by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020
Covid Dick is a phenomena where male covid patients have reported loss in the length and girth of their penis after recovering from Covid-19. This reduction in length can be anywhere from half an inch to 3 inches in some cases. It's also been said to cause erectile dysfunction and can at times be permanent damage.
Girl 1: "So hows your sex life!"
Girl 2: *sighs* "Robbie has covid dick so he can barely get up anymore and even when he does its not the same..."
Girl 2: *sighs* "Robbie has covid dick so he can barely get up anymore and even when he does its not the same..."
by HealthAdvice November 19, 2022
To be deceived into thinking a mask-wearing chick is hot because she's blown her entire giro on eye make-up, then discover that her face looks like a crow's armpit.
by CampionShagSlave January 15, 2021
by No Hemingway October 05, 2020
by Squid_salad April 06, 2021