Someone who tries to link the smallest things together in a conspiracy theory, and most likely pins pictures of these things on a cork board and runs string between them to fuel the theory
Derek: Hey have you seen John recently?
Connor: Nope, he's been too caught up in his idea that bananas are responsible for lung cancer
Derek: Man he really is a Cork Board Conspiracist isn't he?
Connor: Nope, he's been too caught up in his idea that bananas are responsible for lung cancer
Derek: Man he really is a Cork Board Conspiracist isn't he?
by Cantalopian May 03, 2016
Jim: "A champagne cork just fell out of the sky and hit my girlfriend on the head."
Bob: "I heard the pop from that crowd of bankers over there."
Larry: "Look for a rebel without a cork"
Bob: "I heard the pop from that crowd of bankers over there."
Larry: "Look for a rebel without a cork"
by Suburban Pricktionary June 05, 2013
What happens in the toilet after a big night of beer drinking. The first part is solid then pop it all gushes out!
"Yo Jeff, I drunk a whole swapa crate last night. Had one hell of a brown champagne cork this morning. Had to flush twice!"
by Devilstail May 27, 2009
by hfnkjslajiasldjfs January 08, 2010
by Jimmy Dink March 09, 2017
The act of fornicating while simultaneously riding down a snow slope on a sled while the female is on top. The exact moment of the Urban Double Cork is when the sled hits a bump or a ramp, and the mounted female's bounce is unintentionally enhanced, creating a pop sensation at the end.
My favorite Christmas present this year was the Urban Double Cork. My girlfriend gave it to me on the kiddie slopes.
by EDRunchman October 04, 2010
Mum: have you been bloody eating them cork sandwiches again?! You left a bloody baby's arm in the toilet again!
by Ems August 05, 2003