Grandma’s Cooking

The best meal you can get.

Grandma’s Cooking is so good.

by Evan40Seven January 18, 2019

Matt Rose's cooking videos

An eldritch being which descended from the lowest depths of hell. If you should pray that it is in a good mood, well, I regret to inform you, that it is not your savior. It will twist and bend every twistable and bendable crevice of your mind with its' eight limbs, and every time you look away and breathe, just feel that the world is okay for a single moment, there comes another fucking limb. You can't peel your eyes off of it. It's horrible, you'd rather suffer infinitely in the fires of hell than watch it, but it lures you with its' cunning sorcery and tortures you till you just can't handle it anymore. You want to give into the darkness, but just as you are about to jump into the deep pits of despair, it catches you and though it cannot smile, you feel as though it is, it is smiling. A cold, harsh, cruel smile, just like this wretched world we live in. Ain't it a goofy lil' lad?

Johnny boy- Hey, have you watched Matt Rose's cooking videos?
Seever-...DONTYOUFUCKINDAREJOHNNY.DONT. YOU. FUCKIN. DARE.

by Where'd mah dad go? October 9, 2023

Lets get to cooking

Lets have Gay sex in your parents room while I watch porn on my 3ds

Hey dude, lets get to cooking later tonight while your parents are out

by BongoTheKiller88 October 21, 2023

crotch pot cooking

The act of shitting in your pants, especially when farting.

Jeff has crotch pot cooking down to an art. His specialty is trouser chili.

by Pooh02 January 2, 2009

mouth cooking

The act of chopping food ingredients with one's mouth in order to prepare it for cooking.

I just did some mouth cooking...look at this delicious salad!

by superdupersassy January 23, 2020

White Woman Cooking

A word that can be used to describe food that has no seasoning or just tastes generally awful.

Person 1: what is that
Person 2: White Woman Cooking
Person 1: Eww

by Deacon St.John March 24, 2023

Cum Cooking

The joyful art of cooking with semen. Semen has been added to food for years but it was perfected by Paul Photenhauer in Natural Harvest in 2008.

Thank you dear, I loved your Cum Cooking! Can I please get some Creamy Cum Crepes for dessert?

by Gagner February 8, 2013