congraduations

what lazy people say instead of "congratulations on your graduation". This is also much easier to write on top of a cake. (unless you have a gigantic cake, in which case, invite us over!)

Friend 1: "Yeah, it only took 10 years, but Heather finally graduated from college."
Friend 2: "Well, tell that bitch congraduations for me!"

by Mollie Mo February 15, 2006

Contradiction

"Compassionate Conservative."

I am a compassionate conservative. Please excuse me, I need to go join the army so I can kill - no, I mean "help" - the people in Iraq.

How come some people can have examples without the word and I can't?

Contradiction

by Abudoobie January 9, 2006

Contradiction

The stupidest essay error of all time, and clearly points out that you couldn't possibly know less about the thing you were talking about, unless of course you acknowledge the contradiction.

Adolf Hitler was a cunning philanthropist. He was skilled in painting art, and led the Nazi regime, whose genocide was the leading cause of death for Jews in Europe at the time.

The Bible does not present all accurate information, and contains quite a few contradictions. In 2 Samuel, 24:1, God is the person to tell David to count his Israelite troops, but oddly, in I Chronicles 2, 1:1, Satan is counted as the person to tell David to count his troops.

by LWxxDark Wolf November 29, 2009

Conard

One of two high schools in WH, CT, along with Hall. Unlike Hall, however, Conard is ethnically diverse, comprised of students from middle to lower income backgrounds, and the underdog of WH. Famous Conard grads include "Bob" from the commercials (Come on down!) James and David Naughton (both actors). James played Dr. Pepper in the famous commercials and was the main character in An American Werewolf in London; David starred on Broadway in 'City of Angels' and 'Chicago' and has appeared on TV several times (Law and Order, If These Walls Could Talk, . . .). Hall students often claim superiority, but seldom have any real evidence to back it up.

Hall student: Conard sucks! Hall is so much better!

Conard student: What makes you say that?

Hall: we have better SAT scores, more money, and no black or hispanic people!

Conard: uh huh. Yup, you definitely go to Hall. (p. s. the last time you had better SAT scores than us, Reagan was still president.)

by luckyuhvdashboard April 19, 2007

Conradt

Someone you think is really nice and shy until you get to know them and you realize they're actually a selfish piece of shit who doesn't care about anyone else except themselves. Typical coming in the physical form of a chubby white boy.

I thought that kid was nice, turns out he's a Conradt.

by Rohan1246 September 13, 2016

congradufuckinglations

when someone one is bragging about something that's not that great or bragging about something they did better than you and you let them no that what they did is not that great.

Vinny: what did you get on the test?
Aaron:an 85
Vinny: Dude that test was easy i got an 95!
Aaron: cool congradufuckinglations.

Vinny: awwww look i just found a dollar!
Aaron: wow congradufuckinglations.

by Texmexsex69 May 14, 2009

Congradulashayla

pronounced-(con-grad-ja-la-shay-la)
1. One of the most ghetto names
2. Exaduarated and OH SO ghetto way to say congradulations
3. My sisters name.
4.WOW THAT NAME BE CRACKIN. I GET THEW EREDAY WIT CONGRADULASHAYLA
5. Basicalyyy (Scutta-Nutta Buttahead Skeet Ho)

JORDI: I JUST GOT AN A IN MATH!!!

ELIZABETH: WELL..CONGRADULASHAYLA TO YOU.

by Izzie248 May 13, 2010