female condom

a lubricated polyethylene sheath that is inserted into the vagina. A ring grasps the bottom of the cervix. The sheath extends outside the labia. They are expensive, but most guys don't even know they are there unless they explore with fingers. You can buy disposable underpants with these things in place so that the woman can go out on a date all set to fuck "protected".
Susie used a female condom the first time, that way there was no interruption to put on a male condom.
by Jake February 03, 2004
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condom Houdini

During sex, when a man loses his condom inside of the woman and she does not find it for days. He makes the condom disappear!
"Goddamn it Jesse, you pulled a condom houdini!"
by Lacy McPanties May 06, 2006
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condom complex

To not have one and need one, than to have it and not need it.
girl: my bf and I had a condom complex last night.
friend: what a dumbass.
by bobbygecko May 13, 2011
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Coffee Condom

The name for the sleeve that goes around your handle-less paper coffee cup to insulate the drinker's hands from hot coffee.

Similar to how a latex condom is designed to protect you from sexually transmitted diseases the "coffee condom" is designed to protect your hand from the hot cup of coffee.
Do you need a coffee condom for that cup?
by RodentHour January 06, 2013
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Face Condom

Any type of prophylactic covering placed over the face and mouth to protect you and others from the Corona virus
Dude, the corona is real, you can't board a flight without a face condom.
by Florilla June 27, 2020
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Condom Potting

When a bunch of guys and girls get together and have an orgey using condoms and after they all spill a load into their comdom they place it in a pot and then the guys get different girls and grab a random condom from the pot put it on and fuck the girl
Man 1: dude you want to cum Condom Potting with us tonight we grabbed all the hottest chicks

Man 2: I don't know man last time I went Condom Potting I got aids

Man 1: Don't worry dude their all clean
by K8thegr8 June 16, 2014
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condom roulette

sexual risk game, usually played by swinging couples. involves woman having sex with multiple partners, each using a condom selected randomly from a pool, the twist being that some of the condoms have been deliberately sabotaged to split, the woman being supposedly not on the pill and thereforer unprotected Sometimes played by bugchasing couples for a different effect.
My wife attended a condom roulette party last night, and two split on her. We are waiting to see if she is pregnant.
by jasonvalentine April 04, 2008
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