cockblock

The worst thing you could do to one of your homies

AARON! STOP COCKBLOCKING ME!!!

by someguywhoisonurbandictionary March 12, 2021

Cockblocker

A cockblocker is a person who prevented his/her male friend from having sex by being really annoying or interupting the couple. Being a cockblocker might ruin your friendship by quite a bit, unless it's your best pal that might forgive you after a couple of days.

"Hey, what the hell was that for?!"
"What do you mean?"
"You god damn cockblocker, you ruined it all."

by CoffeeGoSlurp September 21, 2021

cockblocked by circumstance

when somebody's situation in life makes sex very hard or impossible

examples are
financial situation

living situation
disability
appearance

Joe wants to have sex with Lisa, but he can't because they both share a studio apartment with a roommate.
Joe is "cockblocked by circumstance."

by eythorh92 October 31, 2020

Cockblock

When someone blocks another from getting a sexual prize.

Bro why u cockblocking me.

by Funnyniga October 20, 2019

Anti-cockblocker

A wingman or woman that assist you with getting what you want with women or men.

I did not warn anyone of his type in order to keep them from getting scared off. The anti-cockblocker helps her friend get some.

by Rosalita Hanks April 3, 2019

COCKBLOCKED

WHEN YOUR PLAYING CALL OF DUTY HEHE WITH YOUR FRIEND AND HE LUNCHES YOU INTO LAVA OR A DEATH BARRIER

YOU THEN WANT TO PUT YOUR COCK IN HIS SCREEN :)

NO YOU COCKBLOCKED ME YOU FUCKING BITCH!!!!!
NOW WE LOST... I HATE YOU :(

by LJEFLKJJKFEVKLJLK October 27, 2017

Hall of fame Cockblocker

When someone tries their best to stop her friend from getting piped

That bitch Diana a hall of fame cockblocker

by Poop -_- February 1, 2019