A cockblocker is a person who prevented his/her male friend from having sex by being really annoying or interupting the couple. Being a cockblocker might ruin your friendship by quite a bit, unless it's your best pal that might forgive you after a couple of days.
"Hey, what the hell was that for?!"
"What do you mean?"
"You god damn cockblocker, you ruined it all."
"What do you mean?"
"You god damn cockblocker, you ruined it all."
by CoffeeGoSlurp September 21, 2021

Bro why u cockblocking me.
by Funnyniga October 20, 2019

I did not warn anyone of his type in order to keep them from getting scared off. The anti-cockblocker helps her friend get some.
by Rosalita Hanks April 3, 2019

WHEN YOUR PLAYING CALL OF DUTY HEHE WITH YOUR FRIEND AND HE LUNCHES YOU INTO LAVA OR A DEATH BARRIER
YOU THEN WANT TO PUT YOUR COCK IN HIS SCREEN :)
YOU THEN WANT TO PUT YOUR COCK IN HIS SCREEN :)
by LJEFLKJJKFEVKLJLK October 27, 2017

When you’re about the fuck the baddest bitch in the ocean but she’s so into you’re pets that you end being blue balled or sitting alone cause your pet gets all the attention
Matt:I was about to bang Lisa last night but Fido got in the way
Adam: damn bro sounds like you got cockblocked by your pet
Matt:damn even my dog pulls more pussy than me
Adam: damn bro sounds like you got cockblocked by your pet
Matt:damn even my dog pulls more pussy than me
by Niggalini March 31, 2022

When you are the Utah Jazz, and because of Kobe's 60 pointer, you get destroyed, demolished, and your career gets ended because of a 37 year old Mamba.
Man 1: Damn bro, we just lost to the Lakers in the deciding game to get to the playoffs.
Man 2: Damn bro! You just got cockblocked by Kobe!
Man 2: Damn bro! You just got cockblocked by Kobe!
by KobeBryantAids February 27, 2018

by urban_dick_69 March 28, 2024
