A clit-dick is a clit that is so absolutely gigantic that it could be mistaken for a dick. If you are unfortunate enough to have a clit-dick you could always come on down to the official clit-dick store, we sell all clit-dick accesories. Get your clit-dick shampoo, vibrators and just in today snuggies with built in clit-dick hole.
ME: Hey guys what if some girl had like an 8 inch long clit, what would you do?
Everyone: Ohhhhhhhh come on get him the bow of shame, yous a bum ass clit-dick
Everyone: Ohhhhhhhh come on get him the bow of shame, yous a bum ass clit-dick
by Clit-Dick Inventor January 11, 2009
When the number of females in an environment overwhelmingly exceeds the amount of males present. Used as the "sausage fest" for girls. Often used by teenagers.
by spence and leyd August 15, 2008
SEX POSITION: Male holds female both facing same direction in a skewed position angled away from his dominant hand. he than enters her doggy style, fingers her clitoris(with dominant solo hand), and tickles her armpit. All in the fashion of a heavy metal lead guitarist's shredding guitar solo.
EX: Dude, i totally "CLIT"ARED my suicidal goth chick last night after totally downing some bleach.
EX2: "Well, hello Jimmy! Autumn told me all about your raunchy hotness you two had last night. You've got my panties moist just thinking about it".
EX2: "Well, hello Jimmy! Autumn told me all about your raunchy hotness you two had last night. You've got my panties moist just thinking about it".
by Lil castro December 28, 2014
by Meoeeppe June 25, 2015
by vanisland August 28, 2006
The term used to describe a very sour tasting, unpleasurable experience had by a person entering the genital area of an 'unwashed' woman. Usually after days or weeks of neglect the clitoris begins to become sour and tart tasting to the human tounge. Any attemt to place this object in one's mouth usually end up in a state of YUKKK!
After 2 hours of sweet talking, Rodney needed to orally satisfy Marcie before getting his carrot wet. So, without prior viewing, he went straight downtown, only to find out she had a ghastly clit pickle waiting for him. By then it was too late
by e-rips September 26, 2003
an object or device of some sort, typically a vibrator or some other sex toy, used to pleasure that part of a woman's anatomy.
Jamie didn't understand why her friends spent so much many on sex toys when her washing machine, the best clit masseuse ever, was totally free!
by Suzie BostonKreme June 06, 2003