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penis clenching

when one sees someone so un-sexually arousing that the tip of the penis literally clenches shut. One assumes this is a natural human reaction to even the slightest chance of sperm leaving the body and finding its way to an egg housed in the object of one's disgust, thus furthering the insult to mankind that is said person.
Guy 1: "dude, that look on your face, are you penis clenching?"
Guy 2: "Check out Nora the whale over by the concessions stand" (shocker)
by thebiggercat September 12, 2010
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crotching

The act of groping one's own crotch while watching someones significant other in admiration.
Hey dude do you mind not crotching my wife right in front of me!
by heddcase June 19, 2011
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Catching the Crazy Turkey

A sexual act that involves a wild turkey as well as making turkey noises during intercourse. If you don't know what it is, it's too wild for you.
Dave: Why does Gary look so tired?
Larry: Shit dude, bet he was catching the crazy turkey last night, if you know what I mean!
Dave: ...what?
by CheekyHandle December 13, 2014
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gilbert clothing

A Colorado clothing company that specializes in designer apparel.
a: "Hey dude, I need some new clothes"
b: "Well then get some sweet Gilbert Clothing"
by Gilbert Clothing September 28, 2006
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star crunching

It's when you are having sex with a girl, you pull it out, and you punch her in the asshole afterwards. This works for men AND women, it is not specified on a specific sex.
by Boningmonkey August 21, 2011
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churching

To boast or exaggerate beyond truth. To sell beyond merit.
Dude, Darcy was totally churching you up to that little redheaded girl at the bar last night.

Jim won't stop churching up curling. It's like he's on commission.
by Mr Fuckers December 16, 2008
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clothing sex

Where two people have intercourse, but keep the clothes on. Kind of what you see in the movies, where an actress is stimulating passionate sex with a co-star but she has her bra on.
Monica and Johnny are very conservative, so instead of taking off all there clothes, they have clothing sex.
by NOT Oreilly March 29, 2008
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