mastadon claw

a disfigured vagina wherein a long hanging meat hook sags from both vagina lips in various lengths. historians and scientists are still working to find out whether this is a mutated clitoris or just extra skin within the depths of the glory hole. one thing is certain, this abomination of the poon is the mark of a true whorebag.

"Dude, I was pulling Kyla's panties off last night, and her mastadon claw was like pow...right there in my face. It was so gross. I totally kicked that bitch to the curb...she's obviously a whore."

"My mastadon claw itches."

by italian in the capitol January 11, 2009

Falcon Claw

The act of forming your hand in the shape of a falcon claw (your first three fingers), curving them, and hitting someone's breast area.

Person A: Hey man, what's up?
Person B: Not mu- OW MAN! WHAT THE HELL!
Person A: Sorry, I couldn't resist the call of the falcon claw.

by t-rexasourous November 10, 2010

Dragon Claw

When your fuckin a bitch doggy style and you extend two knuckles on your right or left fist and punch her in the back of the neck while thrusting foward and yell a chinese kungfu yell!

Did you hear i dragon clawed your bitch last night? She loved it.

by The Dragon Clawer February 11, 2009

Bear Claw

When a guy is doing a woman from behind and is taking too long to finish (whisky dick). After a prolonged period of boredom and frustration the woman eventually becomes enraged (like a mama bear defending her cub). She then reaches between her legs and squeezes his sack as hard as she can until either he finishes or escapes.

Barry had total whisky dick last night and took forever. I finally had to give him the bear claw.

by Beer Poo November 3, 2011

bear claw

When nailing a girl from behind, you put your thumb in her ass and squeeze your fingers into her lower back just like a bear claw.

While fucking her from behind, I gave that bitch a bear claw.

by Dr Hurtt December 24, 2014

The Claw

A sexual maneuver crafted and perfected by the man known as "Glassy". It's origins began one New Years eve night in New York city on one willing female participant who may or may not had a bowl cut hair style. The two finger bang actions coupled with the cheeky thumb up the bum proved to be so effective that the girl in the room next door climaxed from the sheer energy emanating in the air. It has been used around the world since its birth and too this day while glassy is still double pinting, The Claw will continue to live on.

Example

Paul: Hey Mudders how was last night? did glassy make a appearance.

Mark: Yeah after hitting so many bars and double handling those beers. Glassy pulled out The Claw in a alley while eating a kebab.

by ptrouble2 October 30, 2013

the claw

A sexual technique implemented on women whereby the index and middle finger are inserted into the vagina, and the thumb is inserted into the anus simultaniously.

Two in the pink, one in the stink.

by Unregisturd March 15, 2004