chocolate man

A slightly racist term to describe a black male.

Someone stole your bike? What did he look like?
Well uh, he was a Chocolate Man.

by EternitySpent August 30, 2007

chocolate pyjamas

High quality confectionery-based clothing for sleeping. Can also be used as a sweet snack, especially in conjunction with chicken dippers.

Person 1: CHICKEN DIPPERS AND CHOCOLATE PYJAMAS!
Person 2: Sort your life out!
Person 1: Fair enough.

by wyatts32626 April 1, 2009

Orgasmic chocolate

The quick relase you need before you go to work

damn i had a boner but that orgasmic chocolate worked better then your mom

by Your moms anon December 22, 2008

chocolate amnesia

When a woman completely forgets what is going on around her because chocolate has taken her full and undivided attention off of everything else

One night I was talking to my best friend on skype when my boyfriend brought me chocolate in the driveway... and I experienced chocolate amnesia when I completely forgot I was still on skype with my friend.

by lilymewlis97 October 26, 2011

Chocolate Vacuum

The erotic act of projecting diahrea into a female's mouth then having her perform oral sex on you until you orgasm. The ultimate fece fetish fantasy.

Last night I got a chocolate vacuum from my girl, my dicks been brown ever since.

by The JWho September 6, 2010

Chocolate Shuffle

When you excess doo doo hanging from your butt and you have to jiggle to get it off.

Bob: Man I hate it when there's extra doo doo after i get through, its hard to get it off with tp.

Jim: Ah, just do the chocolate shuffle and it'll fall right down.

by The Groove DJ July 12, 2011

Chocolate Deposit

Pooping, or the act of depositing your pocket chocolate in the toilet.

"I'll be right back, I just gotta go make a quick chocolate deposit in the upstairs restroom."

by WORLDSTARRR October 5, 2013