Bendable_Chip

Coolest person i've ever met. Chip is an absolute Legend. If you ever meet Bendable_Chip you better befriend them! best choice of my life!

Bendable_Chip is a fucking LEGEND mate!

by CallMeKanashi October 14, 2020

Chip neck

When you go t't chippy and get xl chips and gravy and cram too many in ur gob and don't chew them the webmd pro chewer designated amount of chews and just decide to swallow them like a pelican and they get stuck in your neck and slip down dead slow but you can still breathe... Chip neck

"oi Tom recon you could get me a swig of ur fosters I've got a proper chip neck right now"

by Blucherie January 15, 2021

Pita chip

A "woke" cracker. A white person flavored by performative anti-racism.

This white dude added '#BLM' to his Tinder profile like it means something about him. What a pita chip.

by stomps May 26, 2021

Chip

After creating the infamous slur 'melt' over 10 years ago, We now come to you with the next trend setter. Created through the evolution of group banter, 'chip' is the new 'melt'.

In its most basic definition Chip means you are a disappointment, however can mean and not limited too: boring, flake, not funny, made a mistake, stupid.

Friend arrives at party and forgot his bottle of vodka - You would say "You absolute chip, can't believe you forgot your bottle"

Friend cancels a night out at the last minute - You would say "what a chip for cancelling last minute"

Friend cracks joke that was unfunny - You would say "About as funny as a chip" and could be followed by "such a chip'

by DeepInTheMix86 November 10, 2021

Chip Chest

Classic british word for when you eat too many fries (chips) and you get heartburn/a dry throat

Jane Doe scoffed down her dinner too quick and got chip chest

by sexylen66 November 26, 2021

Crispy chip

The act of letting semen settle and hardened on surface and peeling off later for human consumption

“We have gone through all the Lays chips, don’t worry I have a couple of crispy chips forming as we speak. “

by Cheezncats April 10, 2022

Chip

The nickname for an over-opinionated and under-informed female executive who enjoys posting unsolicited and uninsightful advice on how to be a good leader. Is usually unemployed making the irony so obvious, even Chip should see it.

Why does Chip keep writing about leadership when she has never been a CEO before?

by number1beztfuckup December 24, 2022