Casey Chandler

a casey chandler is a noble breed of gingers. They have auburn hair and pale skin. Although they may look like it, they are not gothic. Casey chandlers hate girly-girl things and have no souls. Casey chandlers are also respected flute players of the high school band who also happen to play guitar.

Omg, look! Its the souless casey chandler with her flute!

by twinkie<3 February 23, 2010

Chandler, AZ

This is a place where dreams go to die. Upon arrival, the citizens of Chandler collect your soul and keep it in a jar in the Town Hall. It often has a black hole effect on one's best friend. In short, Chandler, AZ is hell, in fact when you die, if you don't get into heaven, you pop up back here.

"Its going to be like Chandler, AZ, when you have to spend a week with you grandma man"

by Paul Fitsgerald the third October 30, 2010

chandan

An amazing, hot young lady that puts others before herself. Gorgeous. Beautiful. Funny. Sexy. Amazing. When you see her you'll go dayummmm. All in all, fuckable. Marriage worthy.

Boy 1: Daaaaaaayummm, have you seen janani? She's a cutie.
Boy 2: Yeah, but she's nothing compared to a Chandan ;)

by bitchtastic_jananis August 26, 2010

Chandler

1(v.) Using way too much marijuana (Chandler)
2(v.) Being sexual in a tawdry yet flattering manner (Chandlering)

1 Dude im worried about you starting to chandler a bit...

2 Oh my god Claire, he is so chandlering you!

by Ruffin it for whittey October 10, 2008

chandle

To fuck in the hardest, filthiest, most morally disparaging manner thinkable.

If you were to hate-fuck French toast, you would be chandling said toast.
If you were to violently bone a baked potato, you would be chandling your baked potato, the potato would be chandled, and you would the chandler of said potato.

In no way connected with the Matthew Perry character from Friends.

by Sal V. Harney January 4, 2009

anal chandelier

of or pretaining to the crap that hangs on the hair of your anus after taking a huge fucking shit. You will most likely find these little turds days maybe weeks after you take a crap.

an example of an anal chandelier would be when you take a crap and then a day later, and you acidentaly find hard shit on your ass hair. If you are a fag, you will most likely find them either fingering yourself or giving another fag a rim job.

by Michael Kane October 9, 2005

chandelier

Light fixture, normally hangs over a stairwell, or a table in the dining room.

10 years me and a friend got really drunk at a Christmas party and started swinging from the chandeliers. Boss had a major league temper-tantrum.

by Saints September 23, 2003