celeste

intelligent, calm, wonderful, sometimes lost

celeste rabbit

by whatshould i do May 4, 2010

Celeste

A beautiful and gorgeous white German girl who loves life, She is a beast swimmer, loves the color blue, loves strawberries, loves pitbulls, loves dark chocolate, is a facebook addict, loves gerber daisys, loves the notebook and the ugly truth, greys anatomy, the secret life of the American teenager, family guy, dolphins, loves jews, she is insanely smart, has adorable freckles on her face, sweetest person ever, athletic, has strawberry blonde hair, has gorgeous blue  grayish eyes, stubborn at points, funny, amazing girl, she hates milk, has a sense of humor, you can talk to her about anything, she is one of the coolest people you would ever meet, a weirdo and loser(in a good way), hates cats, a great kisser, is going to become a freaking great surgeon, likes getting double raped. Any guy would be lucky to have her.

Guy1: hey man you see that girl over there? 
Guy2: yeah, what about her? 
Guy1: I have been talking with her all night, she is amazing. 
Guy2: no shit man, she is a Celeste.

by roman_051410 May 26, 2010

Celeste

A beautiful natural blonde with lime green glistening eyes. She tends to dye her hair for her likings. She puts others before herself. Her boyfriend is a lucky man and would be dumb to lose her. She's breath taking. Romantic, catty, mouth of a sailor but sweet soft lips. You couldn't ask for a better girl. Once you have her you wouldn't reconsider.

Damn she isn't a ten..she's a CELESTE.
You'd be dumb not to tap Celeste.

by Hairynipplesbitch November 25, 2013

Celestial Jezebel

suh-les-chuhl jez-uh-bel, -buhl
-Noun

A woman who can easily manipulate others without being noticed, is sumptuous in appearance, and is an expert gambler. She is enterprising & determined to succeed.

Simply put...the most amazing woman you will ever meet.

Lady Gaga is the perfect example of a Celestial Jezebel.

by WickedTreasure May 26, 2009

Cheat Codes

1.Special Codes that only losers/pussies use when they suck to much to play the game how it was made to be played.

Rex: hey Jim i just got to level 30!

Jim: thats because you used Cheat Codes, PUSSY!

or

Bob: well shoot, im stuck, and i lack the confidence in my sexuality to continue this game without using Cheat Codes.

Rex: hurray! cheat with me bob!

now bob and rex are dead.

by AnonymousHippopotamus November 20, 2006

cederburg

I small town in the armpit of ozaukee county. This town is known for having at least 74 meaningless holidays to celerbrate everything from strawberrys to ice. The people from this town enjoy hording money, raping small animals, and shitting on anyone who isn't wealthy, or a douch. This town loves to pretend it is "historic". Calling its downtown the famous historic Cederburg, forgetting that for somthing to be historic it must first be important. And Cederburg's only achievement is that now the word shithole has some meaning.

Bill:hey this is really shitty yet the residents act like a bunch of rich jackasses

Joe: dude your in Cederburg

by papasmerf 69 March 4, 2011

Celeste

One who flirts non stop but sucks at it, guys hate her for this.
One who Talks behind peoples backs and denies it, one who lies through her teeth, one who likes attention lies about who she is.... meaning gives the vibe she is a slut who parties but really is prude and never has done anything that has to do with partying pretty much a follower of her friends she cant be her self...

Celeste sent you a picture of what???

by Tiffany Bangs May 1, 2010