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Cape Cod-- a vacation spot in SE Massachusetts
by M-easy July 5, 2003
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Post-it Superman dat hoe cape

Its when you don't have the time or effort to go through with a complete supermanning of that hoe. So you put a post it with a little superman symbol on it, so it looks like a mini cape.
Guy 1: Did you superman dat hoe?
Guy 2: no, I didn't want to whip it out in the office, but I gave her a Post-it Superman dat hoe cape.
Guy1: That's fucking tight!
by Crunchyness June 1, 2009
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caked-up

A girl who wears so much make up that it looks as if she applied it by smashing her face into a cake.
Dee's caked-up like a rainbow today.
by ash_26_84 September 1, 2013
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Cape Cod Academy (CCA)

place where people dont care about anyones feelings...only that hot new trend
hey did you see that girl over there crying? no i was to busy checking out her new $500 purse
by anonymous April 10, 2005
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caked up

(adj.) So engaged in the act(s) of physical romance as to preclude acknowledging other interests or stimuli.
She still ain't trying to hear her phone, hoochie must be caked up with D'Alfonso again.
by Big Gus Dickus May 21, 2008
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ice capades

Having butt sex without any lube and not being able to sit down for a wonderful show like the ice capades.
"I went to the Ice Capades with that guy from the bar last night and it hurt so bad driving home this morning"
by ellis292 October 2, 2007
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The Cape

The most important prize in the game of basketball, awarded to the player in a particular game who nets the most Cape Points. Cape points reward manly achievements such as blocked shots and offensive rebounding, and punish weak, pussy-ass, cowardly tendencies like passing and shooting three pointers.

Cape Points Formula:
PTS + 5*OFF REB + 3*DEF REB + 10*BLK - 10*3PA - 3*3PM -3*AST
Bonus points are awarded for Flagrant Fouls (+15) and Ejections (+25).

Dwight Howard typically leads the league in Cape Points.
Mike: "Yo man, did Dwight Howard keep The Cape tonight?"

Paul: "No, man. He was passing way too much and only finished with 73 Cape Points. Chris Bosh really manned up. He had a bunch of offensive rebounds and he finished with 95 Cape Points. Bosh is the new Capeholder."

Mike: "Nice, who won the game?"

Paul: "Who the fuck cares?"
by Cape_101 March 9, 2010
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