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on the cable

One that says things in order to gain attention and wants to impress others. One who has a carefree life and is almost envied by others who are not as charismatic. One who sparks interest in his ways. People want to know him. Some that you would like to be but can't. A person who has "it". What ever "it" is at the time. "It" has evolved.
I knew he was on the cable the moment I saw him.
by Stangee October 27, 2020
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Cable and Commitment

When you've been in a committed relationship for 10+ years and you'd rather get off to reruns of softcore HBO/Cinemax/Showtime pornos than have sex with your significant other.
(Wife walks into the living room wearing an "I heart ellen" t-shirt, sweatpants, and crocs)

Wife: Hey, honey. Wanna Netflix and Chill tonight? *wink*

Husband: Ugh

(Husband places his left hand down his pants and his right hand on the U-verse remote)

Husband: Looks like it's a Cable and Commitment night
by Andy Fong Chong March 21, 2016
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Laying a cable

โ€œHi honey, Iโ€™m just laying a cable!โ€
by strangerthingsismmeeeelife January 7, 2018
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Cable Car

An electric dude, who likes the name Beatrice. You can always feel a spark when you're with him. He is hot like a lighting rod ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜. He often asks for the wifi password and is constantly concerned with the cable connectivity inside an automobile.
That guy is a real cable car, he is attached to his phone bro bro
by cablecarofficialfanclub June 28, 2018
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killin' cable

watching alot of telivision
ex. watchin the flava flave marathon all day... your killin' cable
by Sophie,Casey and Lauren January 26, 2007
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