Choco Busting

Choco Busting is when you masturbate while trying to take a shit. Essentially something that nobody really does but you don't know that of course. It is also a tactic someone does when constipated to try and take a shit and afterwards if successful you bust a nut on your human chocolate. This can also be done when you're not having problems taking a dump but can still go ahead and masturbate during the process.

Guy: Hey what's taking so long in there?

Guy 2: I'm taking a dump but it got stuck

Guy: Have you tried choco busting?

by Cemorolen September 20, 2018

im busting

you are about to cum

i am about to come i am busting thank you thank you

mum dont come in im busting

by whanos45 August 14, 2023

Cunting the Bunting

Having a downer on everything fun. Looking for the negative side to exciting stuff.

John! Please will you just enjoy the party for once and stop cunting the bunting

by TomaKilo March 4, 2011

Batting average

n. The number of times a male has ejaculated by the actions of another person over the number of times he has masterbated.

Sexual actions/Masterbation= Batting Average

The higher the number the better; the lower the more the person needs to get out of his parents computer and actually meet some females.

1: Dude, I got a blowjob from Ashley last night!
2: Nice, your batting average is getting better every day you see that chick.
1: I know man, Im having a great season. Im really getting a hit almost every time Im up to bat.
2: Im jealous. My batting average is getting worse and worse since I signed up for that new porn site.

by Designated Hitter April 16, 2009

Botting

Programs used to cheat in games. (A.K.A. Being smart about playing a game...all the skill/stats of a pro no lifer...and you get to keep your life!)

Nerd: OMG almost level 99!21ononeone!!111!!
Botter: Bro, I'm botting and I'm on my 3rd 99 P;
Nerd: Reported!

by Phr33Pls January 13, 2010

Buttfinger

It is when a person takes their finger and inserts it into another persons or their own butthole. It can used in a sexual sense or simply as a greeting to one of your friends. It is used when stimulating of the anus is necesary but you don't want to get poop on your dick.

adj. : Hey buttfinger boy come over here.
verb. : yeah dude im totaly going to buttfinger her tonight.

by KcoopZ January 29, 2010

Busting a Crumpet

Taking a shit. A bad one.

Where is Jared?
He’s been busting a crumpet for 10 minutes now.

by Whiplax22 August 10, 2019