Bumpin'

Welsh slang. Used to describe something / someone that is less than appealing.

Mate, don't ever go to 'Taybarn's, the food there is bumpin'.

Did you see that girl Briggs pulled last night!? She was bumpin'.

by Lozbian May 5, 2011

Bumpiss

The event of an extremley runny shit, usually caused by recent diets.

I ate a whole box of bran flakes and Iv'e been bumpissin' for hours!

by o0 I3LACKOUT Oo September 28, 2008

bumptivity

The scientific explanation for the rattling of house windows when a car with a system passes down the street. Can also happen from inside windows to outside of the car. Also, when someone has nerve to put a system on a piece of shit car, the banging sounds can create racket along with loose parts on the car.

I was watching tv in my friend's livingroom and suddenly the windows began to vibrate and I heard very loud bass. I said, "Charlene, what the hell is that noise?!" and she goes, "Don't worry sara, it's just bumptivity. It's normal in the ghetto." Boy was I relieved.

by lv2ja2003 January 23, 2008

Bumpin the Toad

Utilizing the backs of both hands simultaneously to masturbate while suffering from eczema at any of those locations

Evan masturbates with the backs of his hands, he called it "beating the awkward turtle", but quickly came to realize the eczema on the backs of his hands resulted in the maneuver being something closer to "bumpin the toad"

by Pitt 3rd floor June 7, 2009

Bumcited

Adj.: A combination of the word Bummed and Excited. To be used in a situation that has an equally positive and equally negative effect.

David: Totally bumcited for hump day. The week is only half over, but two more days and its Friday.

by DPow April 14, 2010

Bumpin Pies

The act of two girls smashing, vag on vag, while one girl has whip cream in and/or around the vagina, the other with cherry fruit filling.

Guy 1-"It was cool that bitch bein' a lesbian at first. Then the bitch started pissin me off with all that pie bumpin'."

Guy 2-"Good thing her and Alishia don't start bumpin pies, could end up being a cheese danish."

by lotsandlotsofherb October 26, 2010

bumping shovels

Time to quit working together. When two people are doing the same task and are starting to get in each other's way.

Looks like we are bumping shovels. I am going to work on the trim.

by webmayin April 29, 2013