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Jimmy Buffett

The modern-day American Dionysus known for his love of drinking and the ocean, one of the great singer/songwriters of all times.
I can't believe you haven't ever heard of Jimmy Buffett, and you think you can party.
by The Thriller December 22, 2004
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buffet regret

The gross feeling upon completion of any nasty Buffet. Frequently related to trying to "get your money's worth," usually through consumption of multiple helpings of slimy pizza, dry chicken, fried potatoes, and soft serve ice cream atop a brownie.

Sick feeling often continues until a large bowel movement occurs.
We rocked Hometown Buffet Saturday, but I had the worst buffet regret after.
by Coupon Kid December 9, 2008
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Buffeticide

Some one who is killing themselves slowly from MSG by eating massive amounts of food at the Asian Buffet everyday because it is cheap. See also Ancient Chinese Secret.
Guy 1: "Larry donesn't look so good"
Guy 2: "Of course not, he's been committing buffeticide everyday at Tom Foo's Clean All-day Eatery".
Guy 1: "Poor Bastard will be dead in a week. The General Tsao's Chicken IS good, though".
by Laxboo March 5, 2011
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buffchub

when you suspect a man of having a large package, but you're not quite sure.

this man is most likely on the chubby side, but not fat, per say, and has the right amount of muscles :

not used in a derogatory manner.
ever since you told me that you think my biology teacher is a buffchub, i've never been able to look at him the same.
by theshitforreal April 11, 2009
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Buffer Face

Buffer Face is the funny awkward facial shot of a person you see when a online video loads, then stops to buffer.
Oh jeez, this chick looked really hot at the start of the video, but look at her Buffer Face man, it's all botox
by KBX911 July 2, 2011
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wang buffet

a place, ie party, that is filled soley with men and has a severe lack of females. (also known as 'sausage fest')
man 1 - dude, you gunna go to steve's party?

man 2 - nah, last time it was a complete wang buffet!

man 1 - oh, screw that, im no poo pirate!
by JAKE.TO.THE.NEWT May 31, 2010
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creampie buffet

when a female gets inseminated in the vagina, mouth and anus at the same time
'I have never cringed as much as when i saw my mom get a creampie buffet in that old 80's porno'
by trojun February 11, 2020
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