Bruno Fernandes

Rat who constantly complains to the referee and gets a lot of hate for that. Honestly, he destroys his image with his behavior because he's actually a baller and his performances often go under the radar nowadays

Bruno Fernandes is crying at the refs again. What a rat

by The football dictionary May 21, 2024

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lucas nelson bruno

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definition:
A really cool white, green eyed guy who plays soccer, but is benched all the time. He hangs out with 5 girls at a time and has been with every girl on the soccer team. He’s actually a really weird and creepy guy and guess what, he doesn’t exist. He’s actually just a pathological liar named lauren in disguise! Lauren is in love with everyone and uses lucas to get game

Person 1: omg dude i got chlamydia from my bf
Person 2: ugh it was probably a lucas nelson bruno

by laurenissokyuut February 21, 2024

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It's a whole different Bruno

When a man named Bruno has a serious case of farting uncontrollably, and it's usually so loud that it stinks up the area within 30 miles.

“He used to hold in his farts, but now he lets them rip out like he hosted a farty party without shame, among the poo daddy—it's a whole different Bruno!”

by TheElementalGuy February 18, 2025

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Pulling a Bruno

Manscaping you pubic hair in to a heart, star, or anything else gay because most men keep the bush or just trim or shave it off.

Guy1: Hey man can you help me out?

Guy2: Yeah whats up?

Guy1: Can you help me I'm "Pulling a Bruno".

Guy2: Umm.. what?

Guy1: Just manscape me a heart.

by BabyNegro July 07, 2012

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bruno mars

bruno mars is hot, sexy and perfect. he is an extraordinary artist who has produced many bangers such as 24k magic, thats what i like, and please me. bruno mars is a lifestyle

"oh hey you know bruno mars?"
"yes."
"is he the sexy one?"
"of course."

by thegreatestbrunomars March 27, 2022

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