Brett Vantassel

Brett Vantassel is the perfect human being. He is the ultimate trainer and watches Grey's Anatomy before every session. From his ripped abs to his pumped arms, his body has been the living stencil for many artists who want to capture the true beauty of the human being. Brett is currently the top rated trainer on the east coast. Born and raised in susquehanna county, brett displayed great strength and training abilities as a young boy. He can often be seen running around Brackney, PA naked. People often say that Brett is one of a kind and is also nicknamed the Human Rose. He also started tanning at age 8 and hasnt stopped since. He was recently voted the tannest person in susquehanna county.

Guy 1: Dude, you look really jacked and tan when you bench press. Almost brett-like.
Guy 2: Thanks, I've been watching Brett Vantassel videos all week.
Guy 1: I can tell, I wanna be just like Brett Vantassel too; he's so tan.

by rctrucker45 March 9, 2009

Brett Hull

Brett Hull was an NHL player who played for the Calgary Flames, St. Louis Blues, Dallas Star, Detroit Red Wings, and retired with the Phoenix Coyotes. Has the 3rd most goals in a season w/ 86 in the 90-91 season, right behind Wayne Gretzky and Wayne Gretzky. Won two Stanley Cups, one with Detroit in 2002, and most notably with Dallas in 2000. It was his 2000 Stanley Cup that immortalized him when he scored in the 4th overtime with his foot in the crease against the Buffalo Sabres. The goal was allowed anyways because Buffalo can never win a Stanley Cup. Not the co-GM for the Dallas Stars.

"Hey, do you remember Brett Hull?"

"DO I!? He was the fucking man. Scoring goals and shit, keeping that shitty team up near Niagara Falls or whatever from winning a Stanley Cup - not like they would've anyways, it was Game 6 and they'd have lost game 7 cause God hates them."

by James Finney July 2, 2008

Sloppy Brett

A Sloppy Brett is the term given to the loose nub of skin that hangs from Brett Favre's asshole after he has been pumped from behind by a majority of the Green Bay Packers front office. A Sloppy Brett will most likely resemble a pig's ear after he rolls around in the mud. The act of Sloppy Brett dates way back to 1922 when the WBSA, or the Wisconsin Bun Stuffin' Association was first founded by Pappy Pootin.

Oh My God! I had no idea that after that cow gave birth that it would look like a Sloppy Brett!

by SweedishFish424 April 27, 2006

taking a brett

The act of defecating.

To remove (impurities, as in a chemical solution); clarify.

To void (feces) from the bowels.

A term developed in Souther California for the popular brett (guitarist in the music scene)

I took a brett just now and it stinks!

Don't bother me, can't you see I'm taking a brett!

I've got to take a brett, I ate way too much!

by chinchillakilla March 5, 2009

Brett Kavanaugh’ed

verb
To be sexually assaulted/raped but have no one believe you.

Last Halloween somebody Brett Kavanaugh’ed me at Squee and Toben’s party!
Yeah lol sure.

I got Brett Kavanaugh’ed on Roblox yesterday!
Hahahahaha nice joke

by panic! at the office October 4, 2018

Brett Schofield

Being so lazy its unbelievable

see you later on then'' ''nah i'm feeling Brett Schofield sorry

by hazzard191 August 2, 2011

brett terrill

A handsome man with A very large penis and has a very loving and caring side and loves children also is a Leo and has a big personality and will always make you smile with his penis or by his humor.

Brett terrill is so hot.

by Memelorddankness January 30, 2017