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Brain Salad Surgery

by Alex March 13, 2003
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showing brain

when you're wearing shorts that are WAY too short and people can see your cock head when you sit down.
In the episode of Friends "The One Where Monica and Richard are Just Friends" when Chandler accidentally sees Robert's business hanging out of his shorts and gets up and says to Ross "The man is showing brain".
by Chandler Bing's Friend May 31, 2006
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Big Brain

Something that is said when someone tries to sound smart (and is usually wrong).
Person 1: Dude you should go to space without a helmet. There's oxygen, you just can't see it!
Person 2: bruh
Person 1: No really it's true!
Person 2: Yeah, this is big brain time
by BigBrainManiac September 17, 2019
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twitter brain

When a person has spent too much time on twitter or other social media and is unable or unwilling to understand long form media.

The issue often has a person judging longer works as a series of chunks, sometimes misunderstanding sentences or scenes as they aren't able to see how something can be part of a whole.
A:"This book is great; it agrees with everything I believe, check out this quote"

B:"You've spent too much time online, you've got twitter brain. When you read the whole chapter the author is clearly arguing the opposite"
by coystags May 19, 2020
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no brainer

Dude 1: Will you take the money?

Dude 2: Yes I will! It's a no brainer.
by nick_g August 16, 2011
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brain breath

A symptom caused from a state inwhich one's brain is temporarily "drunk" due to one's unrestrained will to persue a mental exercise and refuse to satisfy certain physiological needs.

Consider:
In order for a beer drinker to become drunk, he/she must have drank beer to the point that it became excessive to their body - neglecting their physiological needs. As a result, one of their symptoms is BEER* breath. Meaning, whenever this person talks, no matter what the hell they talk about, they blow an odor of beer to the crowd among them.
*Beer can be replaced in this example with whatever alcoholic beverage

Drawing the parallel from the model above:
In order for a mental exercist to become "brain drunk", he/she must have performed a mental excercise to the point that it became excessive to their body - neglecting their physiological needs. As a result one of their symptoms is brain breath. Meaning, whenever this person thinks, no matter what the hell they think about, they "blow an oder" of this mental exercise within their own brain.
"Even though I was so tired, I had to spend 13 hours last night to finish reading my philosophy book for homework. By the end of it I had brain breath. When I went to sleep, all I could think about was 'Aristotle this', 'existentialist that'. In fact, was so brain drunk that I even thought about ethics in my dreams. Now that I think about it, I'm not even sure if I even did fall asleep. I feel like i got a serious headache - you might even call it a hangover!"
by PornSoldier March 18, 2008
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Brain Lick

An act of over-zealous validation in recognition of an intellectual remark.
i.e. Nerd Flirt, Brain Sex
"Every time he posts that hyper-intellectual, indecipherable, ideological crap; the women pile on with their brain licking comments."
by SnarkyDoodle February 15, 2009
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