Born Irish

When a man is Irish and has a small penis. So small that it takes a magnifying glass and tweezers to find it.

Man: "C'mon...I've got what you want."
women; "Doubt it, you were Born Irish"

by Irish Queen March 28, 2011

born with a plastic spoon in my mouth

The be born poor; the opposite of being born with a silver spoon in your mouth.

I'm not poor and dumb enough to be a NASCAR driver, Kenny! I wasn't born with a plastic spoon in my mouth like you!

-- Eric Cartman

by Tenacious Faulker April 2, 2011

new-born giraffe

This guy that plays pickup basketball who runs and plays out of control...totally uncoordinated and appears as if he will hurt himself or others at any time.

This guy is completely and utterly uncoordinated. He's a total new-born giraffe

by The CT July 25, 2008

born with a silver spoon up the arse

When someone is overly snobbish or smarmy. The expression implies it is an everpresent part of their nature, ever since birth.

Alan was born with a silver spoon up the arse. That's why he has that accent and such....

by Brad Slocum December 28, 2005

The Born to Shit, Forced to Wipe Philosophy

1. When your born to do something but forced to do something else to accomplish your nature-borned task.

You: I hate needing to wipe after I shit

Friend: Bro you cant escape the 'The Born to Shit, Forced to Wipe Philosophy.'

by Luigi Maxwell January 19, 2021

Born with Roses in her/his eyes

This basically just means that the presence of this specific person is beautiful. Like roses.

„The only girl I ever loved,
Was born with roses in her/his eyes.
But then they buried her alive…“ - Holland, 1945

Its in the song defined.

by houndem August 19, 2021

I was born when I was 4

I was born when I was 4😒😨😛💪😼😍

Person1: what year were you born

Person2: I was born when I was 4

by _.1987.__ June 11, 2022