bmw 

Big Mexican Women

DAMN! Thats a bmw!

bmw by willythegreat July 9, 2009

BMW 

Bavarian Money Waster

I blew my wad on a BMW

BMW by satrain September 23, 2005

BMW 

A car you buy because you cant afford a Mercedes.

BMW's really fucking suck.

BMW by gotti69 September 10, 2008

BMW 

Big Money Waste

BMW by toolazyforname May 1, 2003

BMW 

Over-rated, over-priced and distinctly average cars.

Not the reliable pinnacle of engineering excellence as some people seem to think.

Wow, this BMW is so fast, uh-oh, it's starting to rain... nyarrrgh! sideways! guardrail *WHUMPH*, ow!

BMW by BMWjedeteste October 28, 2006

BMW 

Big Mohave Women. Indian women of Mohave County.

"Damn, was that a Buffalo in the middle of the desert!?"

"No, but close! It was a BMW, a Big Mohave Woman!"

BMW by imsoDankbro November 6, 2009

BMW 

"Bavarian Motor Works": Pretentious German-built automobile popularized by yuppies in the early 1980s. Despite so-so build quality and inordinately expensive repair costs, newer models continue to be popular among self-absorbed people, although Hummers are now giving them stiff competition. Older models are finding a new popularity among posers and can often be found these days on blocks in front of mobile homes and in Walmart parking lots.

Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
A: The porcupine has his pricks on the outside.

BMW by Samurai Sam September 30, 2006