Blunkin

When a girl or a dude sucks you off when shitting at the same time

Kathy gave me a blunkin when I was taking a crap...

by Dontdropthesoap3000 November 17, 2023

Blunking

the act of slamming a deck of cards onto a table

I would've done better on the quiz, but the sounds of the kids blunking in the other room was breaking my focus.

by helomep December 10, 2023

Blinkable

another word for obvious

Person 1 “hey, did you know that mount everest is tall”

Person 2 “yeah, that’s pretty blinkable”

by dead asf lol💀 April 8, 2024

blunkendonker

Getting head when taking a shit

What a relief…a double relief, I just got a blunkendonker!

by anonymous April 18, 2024

blunkus

When you're taking a mean upper decker and your girl is reverse squat-shitting in the bowl while giving you head.

"I took Tracy to T Bell last night; we were slamming 4Lokos in the parking lot, eating chalupa supremes. Needless to say, she ended up giving me a blunkus in the T Bell bathroom."

by horrible man June 10, 2024

Blunk

Past tense of blink

Bro I blunked and he was on the floor

by pooberson July 2, 2024

blankamaxxing

The situation where you're that brainrotten that you start to:

There's a skibidi in my bed
Sigmas goonin' in my head
Glizzy's all over the room
Fanum's taxing in the pool
I smell like a Discord mod
Diddy's maxed out in the yard
Mousepay on the tap to pay
This my aura or my views?

I'm blankamaxxing af rn vro... 💔

by cryblanka September 28, 2024