blowing bender

Smoking an e-cig. Due to the physical similarities of an e-cig to a robot penis.

Relax, I'm not smoking a real cigarette, I'm blowing bender.

by seeyounexttuesday August 23, 2014

Blobing

Being lazy, unresponsive, unable to move, generally acting like a blob would.

I went to see if Dillon wants to go hiking tomorrow afternoon, but he was totally blobing

This weekend I'm gonna blob out and do nothing

by Heindle May 27, 2016

Bloing

Someone who is usually a huge douchebag and is terrible at literally everything.

Damn that bloing sucks.

by Kthen May 19, 2016

Blowing up the tower

Gay sex or jizzing

"Yo Steve I'm blowing up the tower"
"Fluck you Lou"

by bringmethe-definitions July 24, 2016

Blowing the cartridge

Another way of saying you got a blowjob. This phrase is in reference to how when a cartridge based videogame wasn't working, you blew on the inside of it to remove dust.

Adam had a rough day at work. So his girlfriend started blowing the cartridge for him.

by The Nicholas and the Cage December 29, 2016

blowing cheddar

Making money illegally

If you don't want the time, don't do the crime; stop blowing cheddar all together.

by Sexydimma March 29, 2017

Blowing

a forceful exhalation of air from a persons mouth, done usually when irritated/frustrated or tired.

The person behind me in line was blowing because he was so impatient.
After running a mile nonstop, I had a side cramp and I was blowing from over exertion.

by BitchyGoose December 4, 2018