by jcolenims70 April 23, 2017

by S0cialExperiment November 30, 2021

by Tricky jay xxx July 30, 2020

a severe snowstorm that lasts over 3 hours. a blizzard can cause fallen trees, burst pipes, roof collapses, etc. if there is a blizzard, don't forget to keep warm, stock up on food, and make sure to have tools to clean up after the blizzard.
girl one: it looks like a blizzard out there.
girl two: don't forget to dress warmly, it will get pretty cold.
girl one: I know. I am all stocked up on food and have all the tools I need to clean up afterward.
girl two: don't forget to dress warmly, it will get pretty cold.
girl one: I know. I am all stocked up on food and have all the tools I need to clean up afterward.
by TheSmartOwl March 1, 2019

a person who is unable to perform simple work-related tasks. They perform their job as well as they would if they had two DQ Blizzards stuck to their hands. a lazy, unreliable employee.
Man, Sally didn't sign off on the tasks she completed. What a blizzard hands!
Dang it, Henry couldn't even do his assigned work today. That guy is a real blizzard hands.
Dang it, Henry couldn't even do his assigned work today. That guy is a real blizzard hands.
by TBell Bonus April 17, 2015

by A random shithead May 23, 2023

What stilts-enthusiast King Birtram's patrol-cats prevent by guarding the Kingdom Of Binn's dike-trees night and day.
I take it that there is enough of a nizzard blizzard at egg-hatching time to keep the population of said snooty blackbirds fairly stable, since after his banishment, the evil Lord Droon was made to gaggingly make a meal out of one or more cooked specimens of said troublesome flapper three times a day.
by QuacksO January 8, 2020
